I miss my dayjob as an ahction-hero. Being the Govahnator of Califohnia is fun, but I miss killing people in ma movies. Please let me know what movie you like best, you aah ahppreciated!

i dislike the movies about as much as I dislike you being my Governor.

Your redeeming grace is that wife of yours -- she rocks!

madartista said:

madartista said:

keep your hand ohff my Maria, I will kill you withour wahning!

Aah you a lihberal? Mahybe I come & visit you in my nehw Hummah!

well, I guess this was an accident waiting to happen

AndGodCreatedMe said:

But it was disgusting to see the whole Shriver clan on stage when Arnie won. Jack and Bobby had to be looking down, shaking their heads in disgust!

Loohk, my Mahria has so much sense of humor, she was joking.....I gave her a Hummah!

madartista said:

who is the alcoholic? I ahlways forget!

Abierman?

I heard you do a mean Arnold.

Ahnold said:

The hug was for you, dimwit! Actaully, that reminds me of the freaky sex dream I had about you in 1985.

madartista said:

WHY AAH YOU DOING THIS???

DeactivatedMUSE said:

who is Abierman??? Nice dscherman name.....

THE ONE HERE I THROW YO' ASS HELLUVA FAR INTO OUTERSPACE SUCKA!

I pity the fool who resorts to intimidation to git votes

MrTee said:

this pic makes me feel very sad

MrTee said:

Ahmerica is the greatest couhntry of all, and I have traveled from fahr!

IstenSzek said:

WHO AAH YOU AND WHAT AAH YOU DOING HERE?????

You should meet littlemissmissy. With you h's and her z's, you can make a lot of money

Heavenly said:

why dohn't you introhduce me to littlemissmissy???? I ahm suhre she is hot!

Ahnold said:

Oh, she's very hot indeed.

Shouldn't your wife's name be MAHRIA?

Oh, and you should be press conferences like this:

I must tell you, when you were elected I was expecting a cabinet that looked like this...

Lt. Governor:
Tony Montana

Secretary of State:
Hedley Lamarr

Attorney General:
Vincent Gambini

State Treasurer:
Milburn Drysdale

State Controller:
Rush Limbaugh

State Superintendent of Public Instruction:
Jethro Bodine

...and I did fire off a major state wide SOS

There's been a major disaster here.
Please leave the state in an orderly fashion.
Women and children first.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

theAudience said:

WHO AAH THESE PEOPLE?

Ahnold said:

veren't yoo in some porn early in yoor cahreer? yoo can alvays fall beck on zat!

Ahnold said:

FORGET THEM SUCKAS! LET'S ME AND YOU COMBINE MY BRAIN AND MUSCLE WITH YOUR, UH, "MUSCLE" AND SORT THIS WORLD OUT...WE GOT HELLUVA ASS KICKING TO ADMINISTER!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

why aah you tahlking so fuhnny to me? Aah you mahking fun of me?

What do you mean with pohno? In Califohnia we have ah lot of pohno, that's what I lihke ahbout Califohnia!!!! Auhstrian pohno is good too!

MrTee said:

I lihke that....

Oooooh, i love Arnie movies!!

heres my favs:

1. Predator
2. Terminator
3. Total Recall
4. Terminator 2
5. Terminator 3
6. True Lies
7. Red Sonja

Abbie said:

Ah, then you'd LOVE his administration!!!

Ahhnie, why won't you talk about this:

You were so hot then! I might have voted for you if you would have campaigned like that. Ok, no, I wouldn't have. But still...

Ahnold said:

noh, of coahse i dohn't make fun of the vay you tahk, Ahnold! i lahved yoor pohno moovies, espeshally zis faymous line:

"oh, ja, gleich besorg' ich's Dir... ja!"