Terilicious said: I'd accept an invitation for a 3some with Brad Pitt and Gael Garcia Bernal...make it a 4some-throw in Djimon Honsu!
Any one of them one-on-one is plenty! Threesome or foursome is downright greedy! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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brownsugar said: alien did this really happen or are you setting us up for another scenerio
This really happened- He actually introduced himself as someone new in town and wanted to know good places to hang out. He wasn't intimidating at all. He paid for a Coors Light and that's when I started feeling like wtf. I'm not a small guy so I wasn't worried about him trying anything. His wife was sitting in the background and shit...smiling. I told them I was an author and all in which they knew because my books were on the shelf in this particular Coffee House. If you must know, there's a Coffee House in Gainesville, GA that's really artsy. Not saying the name... Well, he calmly invited me to this resort in the GA MN and he said they were nudists. He and his wife would love to have me over for dinner. Gainesville is actually a part of the Ga Mountains. I will say that I didn't think they were married. She was really cute and in shape. He wasn't at all. He was real comfortable with this as if they knew what they were doing. I took their number and I thought ..."Well damnyum..." ... [Edited 6/5/05 21:01pm] | |
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chocolate said: was either of them eyebawlin yo' hindparts when they propositioned you?
[Edited 6/5/05 12:34pm] You know...I'm sort of naive about this sort of thing...always have been. You kinda know when someone digs you but I never pay attention to that unless I'm like feeling them. I guess they were checking me out now that I think about it. I mean they walked around the cafe many times. ... | |
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madartista said: AlienX2050 said: The Colony is in the Georgia Mountains...I'm like huh?
I felt dumb for not catching that shit quicker. Could end up kinda like "Deliverance". Did the guy have all his teeth? | |
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Nudist colonies stories remind me of old Benny Hill sketches | |
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PANDURITO said: Nudist colonies stories remind me of old Benny Hill sketches
I can see the little bald headed man running around now in the sketch . | |
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madartista said: Terilicious said: I'd accept an invitation for a 3some with Brad Pitt and Gael Garcia Bernal...make it a 4some-throw in Djimon Honsu!
Any one of them one-on-one is plenty! Threesome or foursome is downright greedy! I have a BIG appetite! I AM BEATLOAF
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