...whilst going into or during a fight?

i've never embarrassed myself with a thong tho

Milty said:

sssssuuuuure you haven't.

AsianBomb777 said:

ok well maybe once.....i once got the back caught whilst climbing over a chicken wire fence. needless to say i was caught by the short and curlies.

when i was in grade school this boy was picking on me so i was talking big and telling him i could beat him up. he told me his sister was Julia, like i was supposed to be scared. she was just as tall as me or so i thought... turns out she was what seemed like 6 ft tall... needless to say i got bullied by her for the rest of the year. she followed me home and pounded my head against the front porch post. i havent opened my mouth since.

Thanks for bringing up memories that have scarred me.....


When I was 10 this guy used to pick on me a lot. Well one day he decided to push me. I pushed him back. In turn he pushed me, I fell. You see it wasn't one of those clumsy fall backs. I literally went horizontal in the air and landed on my back. Not only that but being a chubby kid.....I bounced. There I was on the ground humiliated and all I could hear was "Did you see that, he bounced!!!"

It's hilarious to me now but horrifying when it happened.


M

this guy stabbed me in the back with a compass at school
unfortunately for me all the teacher saw was me hit him in the face with a textbook.
he started it

In high school I worked at an amusement park called Gopher Fun Park- I answered the phone once "Gopher Fun FART!"

CynthiasSocks said:

I just embarassed myself- I guess I should have read the thread first!

CynthiasSocks said:

Raine said:

I was stabbed in the leg by someone with a compass in technology class. I glue-gunned his hand.

We were good friends after that.

i always fought like a girl when i was a kid, all crazy and aiming for hair and eyes, so nobody ever messed with me. i never understood how guys fought, i had no appreciation for the sport of kicking ass - if you fucked with me, you'd better be ready to lose a damn eye.

I just shout adriaaaaan in my stallone dribble and then they laugh.




adriaaaaan, ur too skinny. Go eat a cow.

When i was 7 i used to have smacking fightz with my cousin and her best friend ...cause i was alwayz rejected by that particular group of girlz, and it kinda pissed me off. It'z funny 2 look back on, cause it was I who would physically instigate the fightz!! Our facez usued 2 be RED from da smacking and simultaneous crying But yet we still never stopped smackingz...until a teacher came along...and then I got detention and had to sit under da teacherz chair wif my back facing da class

lilmissmissy said:

thumbelina

lilmissmissy said:

Man u bad.

Girls like u proberly use to pick on boys too. I hated it when girls did that. "u cant hit me because Iam a girl". I was like "fucking hell, ur right"

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

I meant da teacherz desk

lilmissmissy said:

the good ol' days

thesexofit said:

Nope! I used 2 sit next to boyz in my class- i got along wif em better. Except once when i was nine me and some girlz started picking on this one boy...i forgot why... cause usualy it was me who got picked on, so more than likely it was a power trip ...went around yellin out to him 'You cock! You cockhead!' and i remember i got in trouble with my favourite teacher for dat! He put us in his 'bad books'

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Only when I run the other way screaming like a little girl *cough* but I could have taken him

those stories are crazy

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

double Mean Bully!

Anxiety said:

double

Yes.....

I only nearly got into a fight once. I was being my usual annoying self and the girl only "attempted" to hit me and i started crying

she laughed at me and true to form i threw the black board rubber at her, People shouldn't laugh at me, it makes me evil.

lollyp0p said:

<---self

lollyp0p said:

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