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PrintableOcean said: Fauxie said: Dirty mind!   Hey I'm old and not getting any lol | |
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AsianBoi777 said: 
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althom said: 
Age: 30 Height: 5'11" Weight: 185 Occupation: Unemployed Number of sexual partners: 0 Last date: Never Location: Forgot Seeking: A good-looking, intelligent woman who can overlook my physical shortcomings and teach me about love. Please hurry. I am a thirty-year-old virgin on the verge of giving up on love. When I do have a job, it's low paying, and credit consolidators take half of what I earn. I'm behind on my rent, emotionally closed, and take medication to treat my depression. I'm short, not that attractive, a little fat, and have a very small penis. I also have a problem with excessive farting. I studied mathematics in college but still live under the delusional hope of becoming an actor.
I didn't see that, brilliant! | |
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SpareSenik said:
I didn't see that, brilliant! 
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hmmmmm
if only those personals were jokes poor guys  | |
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Age: 22 Height: 5'1" Weight: 105 Occupation: Student Location: Berkeley, California Beware: If you have a small penis, I'll likely gossip about it with my friends. I'm beautiful, lithe, and charming. I dance twelve hours of ballet a week, like to wear corsets during sex, and sleep in ducky pajamas. So why do I need to place an ad? I'm greedy. The only thing that makes me happy is cash in my account. The larger the diamonds, the wider my smile. I know there are men out there who want a pretty young thing on their arm and who are willing to spoil them to keep them there. I want to meet those men. I can be your devoted girl, I can make your coworkers green with envy, I can charm my way into your boss's inner circle. I can be as good for you as you are for me. So let's make a deal. Just look what you poor guys could have if only you could afford her. | |
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p0pstar said:
Age: 22 Height: 5'1" Weight: 105 Occupation: Student Location: Berkeley, California Beware: If you have a small penis, I'll likely gossip about it with my friends. I'm beautiful, lithe, and charming. I dance twelve hours of ballet a week, like to wear corsets during sex, and sleep in ducky pajamas. So why do I need to place an ad? I'm greedy. The only thing that makes me happy is cash in my account. The larger the diamonds, the wider my smile. I know there are men out there who want a pretty young thing on their arm and who are willing to spoil them to keep them there. I want to meet those men. I can be your devoted girl, I can make your coworkers green with envy, I can charm my way into your boss's inner circle. I can be as good for you as you are for me. So let's make a deal. Just look what you poor guys could have if only you could afford her.  whatever!
We could import asian girls here for 1/10th the price! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: p0pstar said:
Age: 22 Height: 5'1" Weight: 105 Occupation: Student Location: Berkeley, California Beware: If you have a small penis, I'll likely gossip about it with my friends. I'm beautiful, lithe, and charming. I dance twelve hours of ballet a week, like to wear corsets during sex, and sleep in ducky pajamas. So why do I need to place an ad? I'm greedy. The only thing that makes me happy is cash in my account. The larger the diamonds, the wider my smile. I know there are men out there who want a pretty young thing on their arm and who are willing to spoil them to keep them there. I want to meet those men. I can be your devoted girl, I can make your coworkers green with envy, I can charm my way into your boss's inner circle. I can be as good for you as you are for me. So let's make a deal. Just look what you poor guys could have if only you could afford her. whatever!
We could import asian girls here for 1/10th the price! even they have standards higher than you | |
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lollyp0p said: AsianBomb777 said: whatever!
We could import asian girls here for 1/10th the price! even they have standards higher than you I'm not the one flying out of my own country this summer looking for love.
Hitting on Miguel and Supa will be just as futile as Huey and Izen.  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: lollyp0p said: even they have standards higher than you I'm not the one flying out of my own country this summer looking for love.
Hitting on Miguel and Supa will be just as futile as Huey and Izen. but more fun than hitting on you | |
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lollyp0p said: AsianBomb777 said: I'm not the one flying out of my own country this summer looking for love.
Hitting on Miguel and Supa will be just as futile as Huey and Izen. but more fun than hitting on you Eurotrash. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: lollyp0p said: but more fun than hitting on you Eurotrash. 
and you love it  | |
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althom said:
Age: 30 Height: 5'11" Weight: 185 Occupation: Unemployed Number of sexual partners: 0 Last date: Never Location: Forgot Seeking: A good-looking, intelligent woman who can overlook my physical shortcomings and teach me about love. Please hurry. I am a thirty-year-old virgin on the verge of giving up on love. When I do have a job, it's low paying, and credit consolidators take half of what I earn. I'm behind on my rent, emotionally closed, and take medication to treat my depression. I'm short, not that attractive, a little fat, and have a very small penis. I also have a problem with excessive farting. I studied mathematics in college but still live under the delusional hope of becoming an actor. 
I have a new respect for althom. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: althom said:
Age: 30 Height: 5'11" Weight: 185 Occupation: Unemployed Number of sexual partners: 0 Last date: Never Location: Forgot Seeking: A good-looking, intelligent woman who can overlook my physical shortcomings and teach me about love. Please hurry. I am a thirty-year-old virgin on the verge of giving up on love. When I do have a job, it's low paying, and credit consolidators take half of what I earn. I'm behind on my rent, emotionally closed, and take medication to treat my depression. I'm short, not that attractive, a little fat, and have a very small penis. I also have a problem with excessive farting. I studied mathematics in college but still live under the delusional hope of becoming an actor.
I have a new respect for althom. Shut up bitch! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: ReturnOfDOOK said:
I have a new respect for althom. Shut up bitch! ROTFMAO 
I found out that "ROTFMAO" is Italian for "Shut up, you wanker".  | |
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You're dead Althom!  | |
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Fauxie said: You're dead Althom!
He didn't exactly have a pulse to begin with.  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Fauxie said: You're dead Althom!
He didn't exactly have a pulse to begin with. Well then he's double dead! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: It's not THAT funny people!
 Oh yes it is! | |
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awww I think asianboi777 is kinda cute. Ya'll are mean...Althom! | |
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OH MY GOODNESS. I feel so much better about myself.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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