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how long will u be staying? | |
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my fav line from my fav episode
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Based on your inability to make a Waldorf Salad...
...not very! tA Tribal Disorder http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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"We didn't start it!" - "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!" [Edited 6/4/05 11:02am] | |
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Don't mention the War.....Did I say War?
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Flowery Twats...
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IrresistibleB1tch said: "We didn't start it!" - "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!" [Edited 6/4/05 11:02am] i love that one... actually i love them all | |
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Steadwood said: Flowery Twats...
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watery fowels | |
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can i bring my Siberian Hamster, Basil? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: can i bring my Siberian Hamster, Basil?
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Sybil: Basil! Basil: Yes, dear? Sybil: Are you going to hang the picture? Basil: Yes I am, dear, yes, yes... Sybil: When? Basil: When I've, when I've... Sybil: Well, why don't you do it now? Basil: Well, I'm doing this, dear [indicating typewriter]... I'm doing the menu. Sybil: You've got all morning to do the menu. Why don't you hang the picture now? ... Well? Basil: [jumping up] Yes, all right, I won't do the menu... I don't think you realizehow long it takes to do the menu, but no, it doesn't matter, I'll hang the picture now. If the menus are late for lunch it doesn't matter, the guests can all come and look at the picture till they are ready, right? [he starts to hang the picture to the right of the dining-room door] Sybil: Lower... [he lowers it]... Lower... up a bit... There! [she disappears] Basil: Thank you, dear. Thank you so much. I don't know where I'd be without you... in the land of the living, probably. tA Tribal Disorder http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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what shape would u like? mickey mouse shape, amphibious landing craft shape, poke in the eye shape? | |
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Basil to Manuel:....."This Hand....This Slap on Head" (slaps Manuel on head)
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"Oh is you again. Now listen. He not here. How many times? Where are your ears, you great big half-wit?!?...Aaaaahhh. Mr. Fawlty!" tA Tribal Disorder http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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"You're getting my gander up you grotty little man" Hotel guest to Basil
I LOVE Fawlty Towers Sybil "Black or white? " repeated several times, when pouring milk into the health inspectors coffee after he has just spotted Manuels's pet rat in the biscuit tin. | |
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