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(Yes....I want the emoticons too) 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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"Boo!" | |
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Maybe an obvious one for me...
"I'll see ya on the next one and don't be late." A few funnies from around the net... Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Less No More. -- Tombstone Arizona Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. -- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me for not rising. --New Mexico Tombstone, USA Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go. --Enosburg Falls, Vermont Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. --Thurmont, Maryland =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. -- Tombstone in England To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went. -- Written on the tombstone in reply to one above =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: Maybe an obvious one for me...
"I'll see ya on the next one and don't be late." A few funnies from around the net... Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Less No More. -- Tombstone Arizona Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. -- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me for not rising. --New Mexico Tombstone, USA Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go. --Enosburg Falls, Vermont Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. --Thurmont, Maryland =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. -- Tombstone in England To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went. -- Written on the tombstone in reply to one above =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= tA Tribal Disorder
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Is this a tombstone? because it'll have to be 3 stories high to have all that on there. | |
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You're standing on my face | |
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theAudience said: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. --Thurmont, Maryland tA Tribal Disorder
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"I can see that you're not wearing any underwear today" | |
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Heavenly said:
Is this a tombstone? because it'll have to be 3 stories high to have all that on there. No, each one is on an individual headstone.
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You can do anything but lay off-a my blue suede tomb. No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
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I want mine to say "LAST!!"
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I still have a hot, sexy corpse. Can you dig it? No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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lilmissmissy said: I still have a hot, sexy corpse. Can you dig it?
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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2the9s said: lilmissmissy said: I still have a hot, sexy corpse. Can you dig it?
 No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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Do you like zombiez? No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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For a Sad Lady~ Dorothy Parker
And let her loves, when she is dead, Write this above her bones: "No more she lives to give us bread Who asked her only stones." In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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lilmissmissy said: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
That's gross. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I TOLD you I was going to die young I'm just, I'm just Levi from the org | |
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"Dig me up, I wanted to be cremated." Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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Lived. Died. Knew more than you. Fuck off. | |
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PT2 said: She was such a pleasant bitch
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What the hell do you think you are looking at
Ding dong the bitch is dead... but her attitude lives on | |
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