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Laugh, Dammit... What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle. 
What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down? A nun churning butter.
What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" A nun winning at BINGO.
What is black and white and pink and hard? A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone.
What is black and white and gooey and creamy? A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound? A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.
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Byron said: What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle.
What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down? A nun churning butter.
What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" A nun winning at BINGO.
What is black and white and pink and hard? A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone.
What is black and white and gooey and creamy? A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound? A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.
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Ocean said: Byron said: What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle.
What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down? A nun churning butter.
What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" A nun winning at BINGO.
What is black and white and pink and hard? A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone.
What is black and white and gooey and creamy? A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound? A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.
What...?? | |
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Byron said: Ocean said: What...?? Your scaring me..... | |
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Thankz Byron...I needed this.. 
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pippet said:
Thankz Byron...I needed this..
He is so not funny!!!! lol | |
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Ocean said: Byron said: What...?? Your scaring me.....  | |
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pippet said:
Thankz Byron...I needed this..
Thank yew...  | |
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Ocean said: pippet said:
Thankz Byron...I needed this..
He is so not funny!!!! lol 
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Byron said: pippet said:
Thankz Byron...I needed this..
Thank yew... Shes just being polite  | |
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Ocean said: Byron said: Thank yew... Shes just being polite 
And I do that with so much love...   | |
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Byron said: pippet said:
Thankz Byron...I needed this..
Thank yew... Why do nun's walk in pairs? So 1 nun don't get nun...
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pippet said: Byron said: Thank yew... Why do nun's walk in pairs? So 1 nun don't get nun...
Thank you again... | |
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Byron said: What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle.
What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down? A nun churning butter.
What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" A nun winning at BINGO.
What is black and white and pink and hard? A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone.
What is black and white and gooey and creamy? A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound? A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.
 You're joke telling side is starting to become a turn on  . There's nothing sexier than a man w/a good sense of humor inside of the bedroom and out.  | |
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Byron said: What is black and white and gooey and creamy?
A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
I resent that. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Byron said: What is black and white and gooey and creamy?
A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
I resent that. | |
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Wtf?
If this is what transpires than I am NEVER talking about religion with you again! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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What did the leper say to the cop when he got pulled over for speeding?.."Sorry officer, I left my foot on the gas." 
What did the leper say to the hooker when she went to give him change?.."That's ok, hon, you can keep the tip."
ok, I'm done. | |
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Byron said: What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" a nun using herbal essence shampoo ?  | |
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Haha! Okay, here's one: What is it that is black and red and then when you read it....No, wait.
What do you do when you read a newspaper amd... Hold up! You'll love this!
Why is a newspaper black and white...errr...but when you read it... Is that it? Wait... 
I don't know it.  | |
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Mach said: Byron said: What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" a nun using herbal essence shampoo ? THAT was funny..and quick! | |
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LiveWithIt said: Mach said: a nun using herbal essence shampoo ? THAT was funny..and quick!  hey Live ...
peeps are always saying i am quick ...fast
they dont say i am easy though
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2the9s said: Haha! Okay, here's one: What is it that is black and red and then when you read it....No, wait.
What do you do when you read a newspaper amd... Hold up! You'll love this!
Why is a newspaper black and white...errr...but when you read it... Is that it? Wait...
I don't know it.
sounds like me today... | |
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