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Married / Long Term Relationship Ladies.... ....do you fart around your men? My ex of 5 years didn't fart around me ONCE (that I could hear/smell) even though I farted around her every chance I had. I know my mom farts around us, although she runs the kitchen sink when she does it to hide it (by my dad and I still hear! ha!)....
So, do you far around your men? | |
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FIRST!!! | |
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althom said: FIRST!!!
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I'm in a relationship now - going on a year and a half! - and we started farting in front of each other after maybe three months. Then we started pissing, shitting, and I even changed tampons in front of him. Still do! Ahhh, it feels good to be comfortable! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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took me 3 months but then i just started to let them rip
on some nights i remember we would take turns in farting oh the good old days WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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269 said: took me 3 months but then i just started to let them rip
on some nights i remember we would take turns in farting oh the good old days | |
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This...is not one of my favorite aspects of intimate connections... | |
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althom said: 269 said: took me 3 months but then i just started to let them rip
on some nights i remember we would take turns in farting oh the good old days Do tin men fart??? btw does ur wife fart in front of u & how long into the relationship was it that she did her first fart its better out than in WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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269 said: althom said: Do tin men fart??? btw does ur wife fart in front of u & how long into the relationship was it that she did her first fart its better out than in what's a fart? | |
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theres nothing like a good old trump in front of each other in the early months to really show someone you think they're cool and feel totally at ease in front of them
my boyfriend of 18 months has the same toilet/ flatulence humour as me.....although, i dont go quite as far as him- he reckons keeping me trapped under the duvet when he's let off a particulerly juicy fart, is a "special moment" between us sigh [Edited 6/2/05 1:31am] | |
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NEVER !!!! I am a proper young lady Be Joyful | |
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RhondaJoyDiva said: NEVER !!!! I am a proper young lady
Ye shall soon see..... once that wedding ring is on your finger a year or so, you'll be tooting away like me i'll bet! besides, its physically impossible sometimes, even if you do think its minging to fart in the company of your beau. sometimes those little blighters just squeeze themselves out, no warning, just "parp" .....or is that just me? | |
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Abbie said: RhondaJoyDiva said: NEVER !!!! I am a proper young lady
Ye shall soon see..... once that wedding ring is on your finger a year or so, you'll be tooting away like me i'll bet! besides, its physically impossible sometimes, even if you do think its minging to fart in the company of your beau. sometimes those little blighters just squeeze themselves out, no warning, just "parp" .....or is that just me? Be Joyful | |
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RhondaJoyDiva said: Abbie said: Ye shall soon see..... once that wedding ring is on your finger a year or so, you'll be tooting away like me i'll bet! besides, its physically impossible sometimes, even if you do think its minging to fart in the company of your beau. sometimes those little blighters just squeeze themselves out, no warning, just "parp" .....or is that just me? Wish i ws a lady though. i once read a magazine article with some female celeb, she was asked about the last time she had been dumped , and she said the guy finished with her because she farted in front of him! That really worried me for a while! i blame my mum. She freely farted in front of us all when i was raised. Made me think it was socially acceptable! | |
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Byron said: This...is not one of my favorite aspects of intimate connections...
Tell me about Byron. As a Lady, I feel that there is a proper way to approach these initimate issues. Sometimes, the upfront approach can be interpeted as going overboard at times. It's all a matter of approach. [Edited 6/2/05 2:58am] | |
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