Sadly things have come up that will require the Org Invasion in Columbia, SC, set to be held on Saturday, June4, to be postponed. The following has occured:

1) My Under the Cherry Moon VHS has seen better days, as my 3 year old apparently used it, unbeknownst to me, to see how far she could stretch the tape stuff inside.


2) I have been informed by many anononymously that the thought of playing drunken clothing optional Twister sickens them.


3) My wife is very very cranky right now, as the new baby feeds about 20 times a day.


4) The one plane flight coming into Columbia has been cancelled.


5) The jam guy bought my table at the Flea Market because apparently he wants to try out new jams this week.


6) I have been told by my doctor to avoid direct sunlight, as the bag on my head becomes sunburned and wrinkled.


7) Columbia is on national alert due to a massive influx of woodpeckers.


8) No one was really going to come anyway...and so I'm doing that whole "breaking up with you before you break up with my sorry ass" thing.


One day the world will be ready for a Org Invasion in Columbia. One day the world will be ready to feast their eyes upon GottaLetitgo. But not yet...

Post some pics!

GottaLetitgo said:

They're probably coming my way next.....I'm gettin' the hell up out of here!

Seriously Gotta..I was coming. You still gonna be at the flea market?

You need to reimburse my non-refundable airfare.

senik said:

this is much cooler:

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/147853

madartista said:

Will you take jam in trade? I can talk to the jam guy. The boisenberry is delicious.

lets just all go to hunting island SC then and run down the beach arm in arm ... a big ole chain of butt nakked ORGERS




what ?


no takers ?

MrTee said:

I know this, Mr.T, you damn fool! That's what "SC" stands for in Gotztoletitbegoin's org. post

You were just supposed to follow my post with one of these--->

senik said:

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE!

FOOL!

MrTee said:

If I were to say to you, "Benchod! You go to the same "higher" nisaar as that chap who got a bump on his sirr coz a saffarjun fell on it!? ", would that make any sense to you?

LiveWithIt said:

Unfortunately, a family obligation has come up but I really didn't expect anyone to show up. I really do hope to meet some of y'all one day.

senik said:

Isaac Newton!

GottaLetitgo said:

Jam? Nope. At least not ALL jam -- it was an expensive ticket. Got any extra sheep or livestock to throw in?

madartista said:

No, all the sheep had their wool fall out. We're looking into it. I do have a fine pig named Jughead. He doesn't move very much and, besides TLC, requires only a small area of mud to wallow in. He is yours though...along with the jam of course.

GottaLetitgo said:

Thanks for your offer, but it's unacceptable. My attorney will be in contact.

madartista said:

Before you bring in your big city lawyer, I have one more offer. My cow whose name is Cow cause we couldn't think of nothing else.

Isn's she a pretty thing. And she's yours...

damn i was really lookin forward to this

Current pseudo attendees for next Columbia invasion:

GottaLetitgo
LiveWithIt
AnckSuNamun
Mach
BabyGirl
Mr. Tee
Senick (come "'cross the pond" y'all!)
Madartista
Cow

No way this won't happen now guys. Bogata is so close I can feel it, I'll bring my space shuttle.

Seriously, GettOff is the meetup guy for the Carolinas, you may want to contact him. Build the invasion, and the world will come.

I'm thinkin' a pig pickin..Any other ideas?

One year from today, maybe?

GottaLetitgo said:

DEAL! I knew you were holding out. She's BEAUTIFUL!!!! I hope it doesn't cost too much for you to ship her out here.

madartista said:

They didn't have any envelopes big enough at the Wal-Mart so here is what I am going to need you to do. If you could open the window and just keep shouting "Cow!" I'm going to send her walking in your direction. She walks real fast and has real good hearing so she should be there in no time.

GottaLetitgo said:

I'm kinda busy, so I think for this to work, you're going to have to walk her to me. Get started, check in along the way, and I'll give my address soon. Oh yeah, I talked to my lawyer, and she thinks this is the ONLY acceptable solution. I'm sure you'll agree and get started before we need to consider any legal action. It's been great working with you, and I look forward to meet you and getting Cow. Bummer that the delivery might make you miss the Invasion when (if) it does happen!!! I'll wave at you and Cow from the plane! Thanks again~

LiveWithIt said:

I am so excited about a SC Invasion but I am probably the wrong person to hold it. If someone who is not a complete tool (like myself) wants to put it together I am so there. Of course, I have to walk cow to Madartista now so I will be busy for the next few weeks.

GottaLetitgo said:

Have u left yet? Send postcards along the way.
I can't wait to eat -- I mean, meet her!

madartista said:

We've gotten about a mile...I'm on my laptop so I have to stop every few minutes. Cow is breathing kinda heavy but she's a tough girl. And I know you will treat her with love and affection that she's used to. She actually lives in the main house with the missus and me so she's kinda spoiled. She likes "Law and Order" and 30 minute backrubs. Plus she eats about 30 pounds of oats a day and she loves Hostess Ho Hos. And she kinda has a spastic colon so limit the Ho Hos to like a dozen.

We're walking here...come on Cow...

GottaLetitgo said:

Great! You're on the way. I only watch Law & Order:SVU, the others bore me. I hope she doesn't mind. I LOVE that you've been giving Cow backrubs -- that'lll make her nice and tender. I mean, so that she is comfortable. And you've been feeding her well -- nice and plump! That's how I like my beef! I mean, Cow.

Can't wait.

Oh yeah, take your time on the walk -- she probably wouldn't be happy if she got real lean, you know?

This thread is definitely gonna flame next! You're well on your way to being the King of the org.

LiveWithIt said:

If Gettoff is gonna be there.....im sooo comin ...where is he these days anyway?

AnckSuNamun said:

Oh..now you've gone and given me a swelled head, mmmkay.