And I smell like a ham.

Come and get it.

can you say MELANOMA?

ham


Oops! Sorry, I'm Jewish

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Yeah I know it's bad for you. I'm only going twice so I don't have to wear panty hose to a wedding on Saturday. You girls feel my pain...I know you do. Panty hose are just a bad time all around.

Anxiety said:

hahah no way dude! I will never look like that!

CarrieLee said:

Wanna bet? give me 5 minutes with photoshop

CarrieLee said:

you should at least consider the frosted eyebrows.

CarrieLee said:

i HATE panty hose ... WTF kinda name is that anyway panty hose

hate hate hate

Heavenly said:

AHahah NOOOOO!!!!

CarrieLee said:

i know chicks that look like that @ my highschool
it's the newest trend

Machaela said:

My sentiments exactly. And then I won't be able to wear open toe shoes. The tan option was the only way

I've been thinking about going too

I'm whiter than white, and I'm sick of those self tanners they never look even.

Sweeny79 said:

I use them on my legs and they're ok. Try "Origins", it's expensive but good. I only go in the tanning booths a few times just to get the stark white out of me!

Never say never

Heavenly said:

I used to go for a short while 2 those tannin machinez! It felt nice. But i prefer da effectz of da sun. Havin said dat- da long term effectz are probably not very nice at allz ...Best fake sun-tan? A little messy (like splotchin nutella all over you only it smellz funny until you wash it off da next morningz) but St. Tropez is great. I fink you can get it from da Mecca counterz Basically you apply at night before you go 2 bed, next morning you shower and it gives a pretty natural sexy tan. You continue for 3 dayz. Only if you can be bothered though!! I like it Downfall is- don't apply in a hurry- bad bad bad idea...AND...be watchful of your crevices too...blend blend blend!!!

lilmissmissy said:

are de effects of da sun da deletion of the t's from your vocabulary?

Why do you NEED a tan?

Heavenly said:

Carrie Oompa was born...

I havent had a tan in 12+ years, I do like my paleness



But I am going on vacation in teh middle of July to Florida, my mother has decided I needed to go to the tanning bed a few times before we go, becuase as shes says 'I dont want to spend the week in the hospital with you and your 2nd degree burns'


Ive been told no matter how much sun block I put on Ill still get burnt on vacation




I fell like Im giving in

Since I ride a motorcycle, and I wear a biker's jacket, the only tan I get is on my hands.
So I have tanned hands and white arms.

I ain't gonna brow beat you Carrie.. I have had my share and I feel ya pain... I knwo what the weather is suppose to be like this weekend!

Ever try the Mystic Tan? I had it done once, it was pretty good.... You smell a little floury when your done, but i liked it...