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Let start a new religion This new religion will be open to everyone. The requirements would be:
1. A belief in a higher power that created everything and everyone. 2. If you can help someone, you must. 3. All people are created equally, and no one has special favor in God's eyes. 4. Truth and knowledge is the highest attainments, 5. Lying is the ultimate sin which leads to more sin. What else? | |
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6. if you are rude..thou shall get 
7. respect for the elderly at all times. 8. must do at least one good deed a day all i can think of right now.....sorry | |
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Just what the damn world needs. More bloody religion.
Fuck that stuff. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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9. All non-believers shall forever burn in hell? | |
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10. Free ammunition upon producing 'truth tokens'. | |
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11. Give me your money | |
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12. kittens! | |
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Here's the new religion:
1. Get your head out of your ass. 2. Don't witness to people. Respect that people don't always give a fuck or want to hear it. 3. Realize you're probably tricking yourself into believing God is offering you a divine message. The mind is a very powerful thing. 4. [  - anx ] Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Anxiety said: 12. kittens!
13. ....an' widdle puppies! | |
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Nero said: 4. [ - anx ] i like that one! 
we get mods in the new religion. 
they can be the equivalent of the clergy. | |
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TheFrog said: Nero said: 4. [ - anx ] i like that one!
we get mods in the new religion.
they can be the equivalent of the clergy.  | |
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Hotlegs said: TheFrog said: i like that one!
we get mods in the new religion.
they can be the equivalent of the clergy.  | |
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I would like to God of this new religion of yours.  | |
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Nero said: Just what the damn world needs. More bloody religion.
Fuck that stuff.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Nero said: Just what the damn world needs. More bloody religion.
Fuck that stuff. Burn in hell, heathen!  | |
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TheFrog said: Burn in hell, heathen!
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i'm in! how do i sign up? baptism? tattoo? | |
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The Teeanites
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XxAxX said: i'm in! how do i sign up? baptism? tattoo?
Shaved head is the answer. | |
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Cloudbuster said: XxAxX said: i'm in! how do i sign up? baptism? tattoo?
Shaved head is the answer. you mean mohawk | |
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MrTee said: you mean mohawk
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Cloudbuster said: MrTee said: you mean mohawk
 i'm hopin' you don't feel the same way about my mullet | |
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XxAxX said: Cloudbuster said: i'm hopin' you don't feel the same way about my mullet | |
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14. Hades is now to be known as "nottingham".
15. Heaven is now to be known as "melton mowbray". | |
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TheFrog said: 14. Hades is now to be known as "nottingham".
And I rule it. | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: 14. Hades is now to be known as "nottingham".
And I rule it. You're Cerberus, guarding the gates.
You'll be a female dog, of course. A 'bitch', if you will. | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: And I rule it.
You're Cerberus, guarding the gates.
You'll be a female dog, of course. A 'bitch', if you will. I can live with that. | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: You're Cerberus, guarding the gates.
You'll be a female dog, of course. A 'bitch', if you will. I can live with that. Bitch. | |
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TheFrog said: Bitch.
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