Here goes:


Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to see Purple Rain back in the day she took an umbrella.

Nikster said:

yo mama's so short she gotta cuff her panties

brownsugar said:

Erm. ok. I'll bite:

Yo mamma's so old, her social security number is 1.

lilgish said:

....and she gotta slam dunk her change in when she gets on the bus

brownsugar said:

Yo Mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Number23 said:

This doesn't have to be all about momma's, u know

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

AsianBomb777 said:

Your sister's so ugly, she can scare shit out of a dog!

I'm offended. Mods, lock this lead please.

jerseykrs said:

tell a joke will ya?

brownsugar said:

My wife told me to tease her.....so I said alright then Fatty.

You mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to ride the soul train.

jerseykrs said:

Stax said:

Yo mamma is sooooo stupid, I sold her ass season tickets to the super bowl.

Your momma is sooooo fat.....

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

AsianBomb777 said:

Stax said:

Your brother's hair is so nappy, when he combs it, people duck for cover. " GUNSHOTS"

Yo Daddy is so Black, when he gets in the car the OIL light comes on.