My favorite was BRING THE PAIN.

"OK, I'll suck his now, but I won't lick his for 2 months."

"What's the capital of Zaire?
MARTIN LUTHER KING*!"

"You gotta settle down, 'cause you don't wanna be the old guy at the club."

"Community colleges are like discos with books. I'm'a get my learn on."

"If you cheat, you gonna get caught. I don't care who you are YOU DOUBLE O-7 you gonna get caught*!"

I agree, that one was the best.

"slap her with a d*ck, slap her with a d*ck, slap her with a d*ck, slap her with a d*ck"



that one

Off the top of my head, I can't remember what special it was, but I love the one where he talks about Biggy and Tupac getting "assassinated".

"they weren't assassinated, those ni**ers were shot"!

I love how Chris tells the truth. Whether you like it or not.