I flicked past E4 this morning to see somebody sleeping

senik said:

She's fucking Irish

AzurePanther said:

Methinks he's winding you up

rocknrolldave said:

They all keep on saying she's Russian

AzurePanther said:

I know, I know. Just have a sip of vodka and calm yourself down, comrade

rocknrolldave said:

Ok. Turn to alcohol for stress relief

AzurePanther said:

You sould like a Westerner when you talk like that, comrade....

rocknrolldave said:

I don't think it really was justified considering Maxwell decided to knock a few items of the shopping for some cider for HIMSELF and mayonnaise for the slapper (Saskia). They have no grounds for bitching after what they have done to the rest of the housemates!!!

(directed at Anji's comment not Dave's - we always seem to bicker - sorry Dave)
[Edited 6/29/05 4:23am]

rocknrolldave said:

I am in the West

LolaM said:

Agreed.

Maxwell was my fave for a while but he is turning out to be too arrogant, and I think Makosi hit the nail on the head when she said he had allowed himself to be changed by Saskia

senik said:

He started sucking up because he thought that he would go the long haul with the three stooges. I can't believe he lets them away with doing and saying some of things to him - he's being their doormat!!!

I mean whenever Saskia said to him " I thought you would be more disliked in the house Craig" and he agreed. OMG why didn't he smack her in the mouth and say "Not after all the bollocks you spouted last night bitch".

She's a complete ho and a wannabe. Hope her minge is riddled with crabs.

rocknrolldave said:

Definitely - that boy has been severely pussy whipped!! Now she's using him (sexually) to try and stay in house. I think I'd love to see Saskia go and see what Maxwell is like on his own again.

AzurePanther said:

Ah ha,top o' th' marning to ya, comrade, you are one of our "sleeper" undercover agents, I see


Keep up the good work, comrade, the Kremlin is behind you, to be sure, so it is.

rocknrolldave said:

I am NOT communist!

LolaM said:

Yup, agreed with that too!

and I saw that bit with Craig, too, when she said she thought he'd be less popular. My first reaction would've been.."...WTF?! What do you mean by THAT?!"

not


"Oh yeah, Sas, you are SO much better and prettier and cooler than me" which is pretty much what he implied by agreeing with her.

AzurePanther said:

Of course you aren't




(Good bluff, comrade, the KGB are proud of you )

rocknrolldave said:

LolaM said:

Saskia and Maxi deserve each other, the pair of stinkers! ( I don't fancy her no more! )


I used to feel sorry for Craigy in the beginning but now I think he's just a two-bit biscuit. Everything he does is just to appease Saskia's gang.

"Oh I know, look at Saskia... she's the most beautiful girl I've seen" - Craig




Did you see the look on Derek's face as he he silently manuvered his way back out of the lounge when he stumbled upon Maxi & Saskia under the duvet

Mr. "all the Dukes of England will be waitng for me", still cracks me right up! Nice one Derek

senik said:

He sang "The most beautiful girl in the world" to her , and once he said something like "I wouldnt always wanna be in your hair" or something. I think

senik said:

Yes yes yes!! Funny as f*ck!

He has gone up in my estimation lately, I really didn't like him at first but now I think he's quite dry and funny

AzurePanther said:

Really!? I missed that
Craig can be an intelligent lad but I think his insecurities (and 'slight' preference to Anthony) have allowed him to be moulded by the Lazy Lounge Crew.

senik said:

He's definitely intelligent - as I said before he probably put up with their shit to try a get in with the group he though was going to last. I can't wait to see what happens now though when their little world is trashed after either Saskia or Maxwell goes.

I agree with the insecurity part too
[Edited 6/29/05 5:04am]

REDFEATHERS said:

Yep completely un-educated wanker, I would have twatted him well before now if I was there

rocknrolldave said:

Derek is excellent and sports very gentlemanly cravats too

When Kemal asked him (on the topic of Oral sex), "Derek! Are you a GIVER or RECEIVER, do you prefer to GIVE or RECEIVE"....

He replied, with a cheeky smirk, "What DO you mean!? If you mean money, well then it's always nicer to receive than to give it away"




Remember when he said this, in unique and particular ways, whilst looking at himself in the mirror.....

"Oh dear gosh! I feel like a lady of the night!"

K, i haven't watched very much of this show, but here's all i have to say:

Saskia - silly bitch

Maxwell - seemed like a good bloke for ten minutes, but actually he's a cunt

Craig - Wet, limp, insecure fish who's easily bullied

Makosi - cute, good at playing the game. Up for a snog.

Kemal - brilliant character. Like him.

Derek - clearly a bitch, but a very likeable one. Very funny guy.

Science - Most of the time, a prime bell-end. Occasionally insightful. Great character to have in the house though - total individual.

Anthony - pretty boring guy. Nice but dull. Sort of guy who will probably win.

Eugene - should become a Pee Wee Herman impersonator. Utter dork.

Orla -

Vanessa - strangely attractive. don't know why. anyway, i'd bone her.

TheFrog said:

With such correct analysis?

Eugene


/



Pee Wee Herman

senik said:

That was so funny ,love Derek.. i think it will be him Kemal and Makosi in the final

AzurePanther said:

my flatmate watches it religiously, and i can't help but be present sometimes.