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protect her privates Ever worry about your wife cheating? Want to know where your daughter is late at night? Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising? This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most. make sure you will never be forgotten forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage. Order Now! http://forgetmenotpanties...media.org/  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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 [Edited 5/28/05 20:57pm] a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Seems like deceptive marketing.
They should rename that product "hightech Granny Panties" | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Seems like deceptive marketing.
They should rename that product "hightech Granny Panties"  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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What if u don't wear panties ?  Be Joyful | |
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RhondaJoyDiva said: What if u don't wear panties ?
why on earth would my woman need them ? so i can snatch them off, soon as she walks in ? who needs security draws, when there is trust involved ? she trusts me, so i should do the same. besides, all the buzz we have been doing with our engagement, y'all know them's my draws
Her Immortal Beloved, James Aaron [Edited 5/28/05 21:14pm] | |
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Stax said: Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?
What if it's just a hot day or she's warm blooded?  | |
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"How strange...according to the tracking device, my girlfriend just jumped out of the backseat window of my best friend's car..."  | |
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those look old fashioned,  
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moderatoralthom said: Stax said: Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?
What if it's just a hot day or she's warm blooded? Please believe me, baby brotha. i got the hottest woman on the face of this Earth. Allz I gotta do is say Her name, and it's on. so those draws would more than likely just catch the f... on fire. A fire I would gladly put out, in any way possible. 
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musicology74 said: althom said: What if it's just a hot day or she's warm blooded? Please believe me, baby brotha. i got the hottest woman on the face of this Earth. Allz I gotta do is say Her name, and it's on. so those draws would more than likely just catch the f... on fire. A fire I would gladly put out, in any way possible.
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Oh for the love of Satan...  | |
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These might work better...
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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or just wear this and people will run away screaming. Problem solved 
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Lleena said: or just wear this and people will run away screaming. Problem solved
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And did you notice at the bottom of the order form....they are
Sold Out 
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pippet said: And did you notice at the bottom of the order form....they are
Sold Out
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Stax said:
[Edited 5/28/05 20:57pm] hahaha and here all along I had thought this were panties that had some type of a clit stimulator or tickler installed. WAY to get a girls hopes up hahahaha | |
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StaticDeth said: Stax said:
[Edited 5/28/05 20:57pm] hahaha and here all along I had thought this were panties that had some type of a clit stimulator or tickler installed. WAY to get a girls hopes up hahahaha 
Here you go: http://www.lovehoney.co.u...cfm?id=429 a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Byron said: "How strange...according to the tracking device, my girlfriend just jumped out of the backseat window of my best friend's car..."
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: StaticDeth said: hahaha and here all along I had thought this were panties that had some type of a clit stimulator or tickler installed. WAY to get a girls hopes up hahahaha
Here you go: http://www.lovehoney.co.u...cfm?id=429 now that's more like it lmfao | |
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