I'm tired of people posting pictures of these young actresses and American idol contestants with the Barbie coloured hand bags. "My gawd, did you juzt check out dat fine azz Beyoncay Speers sports out in dat laydest issue of da (insert stereotypical lifestyle magazine name here)!!!!" I can't really anymore get into the birds that most other guys on this site think are "hot". Mostly I just get some kicks out of watching their fashion accessories - "That's some nice Prada". But that's pretty much it. The blatant truth is, those toddlers are way too young for me.

Yes, I like women who are in their late thirties. I'm too old myself already to even look at those pictures of the 18 or 19-year-olds that folks post here. They look like kids to me, why the hell should I be lusting after children? Hell, I just entered the latter half of my 20s myself, so I think I can safely make these statements now in public too. It's not even terribly weird anymore for someone of my age, is it?



Lauren Graham is hot:

You like women 10 years older than you

Sick isn't it?