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Thread started 05/23/05 8:48pm

MrSquiggle

Can you believe this fucker's email

How's about this for a new low:

Dear friend,

I will be most pleased if you do not feel sorry for me after reading through this email; because I believe everybody will perish someday.

My name is Andrew Watkins a contractor and oil merchant in London, United Kingdom. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer and have been in the hospital for few years now. My sickness has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only few weeks to live according to the medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared about anyone "not even myself" but my businesses and wealth. Although I am very rich, but was never generous to people, I was always hostile and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared so much for. Now I regret all this, as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it till date. Now that God is calling me, I have willed and shared most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members, including few close friends and my previous attorney.

On the 23rd of December 2004 my family members including my mother travelled to Banda Aceh province of Indonesia for a special visit and to spend the Christmas/new year celebration with my elder and only brother, but it all turned out to a total tragedy, after the deadly Tsunami struck and wiped my entire family away. This sad story was revealed to me after I called Indonesia to wish my family a happy new year.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, so I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth before Gods call to glory. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.K, Somalia, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has been deteriorated so badly, I can no longer do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money, which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria and Poland, but they refused and kept the money to themselves before the tsunami tragedy. Hence, I do not intend to waste further time in realizing my last wish for the charitable organization in your country.

The last of my money that no one knows about not even by departed family members, is the huge cash deposit of Twenty one million dollars United States dollars ($21.000.000) that I deposited physically in two crates with a security and finance Company in Europe. I want you to help me claim this deposit physically on my behalf and distribute the funds to charity organizations in your country as proposed to you.

I am offering 20% of the funds to you for your time and want you to share/distribute the rest to charity organizations in your country. Please reply this email as soon as possible even if you are not in the position or capable to handle this project on my behalf. While I look forward to your early reply, I leave my love and kisses to you and your family. May the almighty God richly bless you in anticipation for your time.

Yours in Christ,

Andrew Watkins.


mad People like this are such a disgrace to humanity. Exploiting compassion for greed.
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Reply #1 posted 05/23/05 8:49pm

Anxiety

you should reply! biggrin
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Reply #2 posted 05/23/05 8:50pm

MrSquiggle

Anxiety said:

you should reply! biggrin


Yeah, I've been thinking about it. What do you think I should say?
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Reply #3 posted 05/23/05 8:52pm

Anxiety

MrSquiggle said:

Anxiety said:

you should reply! biggrin


Yeah, I've been thinking about it. What do you think I should say?


start by saying hi, then say something like "How are you? I am fine." then talk about balloons for a while, because everyone likes balloons.
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Reply #4 posted 05/23/05 9:15pm

charlottegelin

Anxiety said:

MrSquiggle said:



Yeah, I've been thinking about it. What do you think I should say?


start by saying hi, then say something like "How are you? I am fine." then talk about balloons for a while, because everyone likes balloons.

ask if he knows that doctor in nigeria lol same scam different story
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Reply #5 posted 05/23/05 10:36pm

JDINTERACTIVE

charlottegelin said:

Anxiety said:



start by saying hi, then say something like "How are you? I am fine." then talk about balloons for a while, because everyone likes balloons.

ask if he knows that doctor in nigeria lol same scam different story


Yeah, that Nigerian doctor seems to know a lot of people. He emails me at work with the same kinda sob story.
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Reply #6 posted 05/23/05 10:37pm

althom

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OMG!!!! I should help this guy!!!! eek
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Reply #7 posted 05/23/05 11:11pm

Ocean

althom said:

OMG!!!! I should help this guy!!!! eek

Yeah u should lol
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Reply #8 posted 05/24/05 11:57pm

charlottegelin

Ocean said:

althom said:

OMG!!!! I should help this guy!!!! eek

Yeah u should lol

give him your pin number, you could really help him out!
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Reply #9 posted 05/25/05 4:02am

AliG

charlottegelin said:

Ocean said:


Yeah u should lol

give him your pin number, you could really help him out!

Althom wears pins? I knew he was feminine, but I have never realized he was THAT feminine.
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Reply #10 posted 05/26/05 9:15pm

charlottegelin

AliG said:

charlottegelin said:


give him your pin number, you could really help him out!

Althom wears pins? I knew he was feminine, but I have never realized he was THAT feminine.

confuse Personal Identification Number
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