My bacteria are very powerful--they can kill anything

My balls are relatively easy to shave--they're tough balls.

My farts smell often like roses -- people often ask me to expell gas.

My butt is very hairy -- but still provides a rather smooth ride.

My toenails can be used to fillet fish--they're just that tough and ample.

Do boobs count once or twice ?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

balls only counted once.

i haven't killed my roommates yet

i haven't killed my roommates yet

i haven't killed my roommates yet

i haven't killed my roommates yet

i haven't killed my roommates yet

My farts can kill!
I can annoy people very easily.
My body odor drives people away.
I find myself funny even when everyone else doesn't.
My threads die a slow and painful death. YAY!!

I'm alive....I think...

I have 2 arms

I have 2 legs

I am an Englishman...

I can count to ten...







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Steadwood said:

let's see..

well im absofuckinglutely beautiful
im funny
did i mention i was beautiful?

5 things

i am healthy
i am happy
i am always seeking knowledge
i always try to help others
i am always greatful for what i have

althom said:

...And.a scholar..

I make myself laugh!

I make everyone else laugh!

Uh i'm so silly, im a silly girl.

I'm 2 much fun most of da timez

ANd ... I smell nice!


hehe!!! Hi Tisse!!!

I can make my own bread

I am not embaressed to stand out

I firmly believe in my gummy theory and proud of it...

I've raised my kitties and animals by myself and with little help...Its made me feel like I'm really special and mean something to somebody...in their life..

and like Lilmissy said..."I make my self laugh"
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I look like Rudolph
I am excellent at annoying people
um can't think of anything else....brain to foggy lol

I got another 5!!

I am totally selfless yet totally self- centered all at da same time- some may call dat balance

I'm small- and i like being small!! It suitz me

I'm so smart i fool people in2 finkin im clueless!! ...arh fuck i gave myself away

My ass is cute. It just is

AND!! I get center discount where i work
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lilmissmissy said:

Ocean said:

And you're a rotten liar...

sinisterpentatonic said:

1. I married my high school prom date.

2. In my job, I work with college students to help them find direction in their lives.

3. I've never given anyone a "wedgie" or a "purple nurple".

4. I stop for squirrels when I see them on the road.

5. Every night, I sing my three year old to sleep.

1. All the girls want me
2. I'm not as fat as Althom!!
3. I woo everyone with my sopistication and charm
4. Incredibly intelligent!
Um what comes after 4?
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I'm sexy as hell!
I'm sexy as hell!
I'm sexy as hell!
I'm a bit drunk!
I'm sexy as hell!

...bright
...sensitive...in a good way
...good figure for my age
...always smiling (even when it pains me or I am crying! )
...nice smile

I can bake
I am very funny usually
I have excellent time management skills
I am a good speler
I read lots of books

charlottegelin said:

No you're not!

I can kill a thread just by clicking on it.
I am very good at irritating people
I am not human
I handle flames like a surgeon, clinically.
did I tell you, I'm very good at irritating people?

Lleena said:

I'm smart
I'm sensitive
I'm a bitch
I'm moody
oh and sometimes I'm funny


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Five positive things?..... tough one....

1. I think I am an honest
2. I think I am trustworthy
3. My eyes twinkle when I am being mischievous...
4. I love and love HARD!
5. I am a dedicated and loving father.....

"I'm Good Enough,
... and Doggone It, People Like Me:

... p-p-positive?

Gosh, I'll try.

1. I can make pancakes that half of the time turn out eadible.
2. I don't find unbearable getting vaccinations at the Health Center.
3. I like colours like yellow, pink and turquoise - whereas other chronically depressive people like just black.
4. I am popular amongst dogs.
5. I am a better skater than most people from the African countries.

See? I could only come up with three ones that could be called properly positive. The first and the fifth one are so-so.

I am polite
I am kind
I can learn almost anything and be good at it
I'm a good listener
I don't snore