F for effort. Nice shorts, dickwad...


The Gap: For all your Jedi needs...



I hope that thing is airtight...


Oh, this just pisses me off. DIE....


Tom Clancy's Ghost Stormtrooper Rainbow Recon Cell 2...


"Hi, we came as the two action figures no kid wanted"...



"It's not a tumor"...



Limahl tries out a new look for the Kajagoogoo reunion tour...


I'm sorry, but the Insane Clown Posse/Limp Bizkit show was LAST night. Nice angst though...


The Sith reveal the true nature of their evil: They're amateur fetish photographers!!!...


So, when are you due? Either one of you...


GAH! What's your special power? Killing erections?...
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General Douchehelmet poses with Corky for his promotion to Gold Leader of Special Squadron...



Larry Wiggins is disappointed to find that he is in fact NOT at the Nambla Quarterly Meeting after all...


Ralph Macchio keeps busy filming "My Cousin Vinny's Karate Kid Jedi"...


TOMORROW'S TAMPON, TODAY!!!...


Nobody likes a ventriloquist, asshole...


Mormon newlyweds Jenny and Mike model the special underwear through which they will consumate their union...



So THAT'S how the Red Sox won the World Series! Pay attention kids: Suck cock, get ahead...



I don't remember Jesus being in the trilogy...


So you went all out on the costume, but when you got to the mask, you just said "Aw, fuck it."?...



"So that's when I decided that I would rebel against my parents"...


Darth Braveheart says "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY VIRGINITY!!!"...
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Siegfried goes on his solo tour entitled "Ziggy Stardust: Jedi Magician"...



Queen Amidala heads back to the Royal Naboo Fork Buffet Table...

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Cursed from day one. Thanks a lot, mom!...


Lightsabers? Yep. Camera? Yep. Penis? Nope...


"Mother will be very upset if we are not at the front of the school. You should not upset mother."...


The Rebel Commander confronts the infamous Denver Corn Shit Beast...



Wrong movie, dipshit...


Wrong genre, assclown! Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you?...


Gene Simmons runs out of white face paint right before having to go on stage and improvises...



R. Kelly goes undercover to find some "intergalactic" 15 year old to piss on...



Han Solo-Testicle hooks up with Princess Camel-toe...


WTF? NO...



Saving throw against homosexualty: Failed...


Han Solo's lesbian sister gets her picture taken with 80's one-hit wonder, Tiffany, after a show at the mall...


Last of the Dork-hicans...


What in the name of all that's holy...



LL Fool J...



Desperate for female any attention, Ralph Fiennes goes to conventions claiming to be Ewan MacGregor...



Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down...


"I'm looking for a girl who's just like my mother"...


Please, save me the trouble and kick your own ass..


"Sith of the Dance"...


After the Abu Ghraib debacle, Lyndie England gets reassigned to another unit...


I said NO. Go away...




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I laughed so hard at this thread, I can't even begin to describe the physical pain I'm feeling. It was like the male version of childbirth.




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Oh Lord.

I agree with AsianBomb! Seriously I haven't laughed at a web page this hard since I came up with my own avatar three years ago.

ha ha

i'm glad it gave you the same laughs as it game me

now when is everyone else gonna see this?!

MrTee said:

If my picture was in there, I would have had to hurt you.

TMPletz said:

donk said:

That's right. And damn proud of it!