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Best Comebacks 
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion. just laugh. not getting upset and turning it around leaves them no other choice than to just shut the fuck up. a good way of letting them know they didn't 'get to you'. and though they'll never admit it you know it'll annoy them to no end. also giving the finger while laughing makes the comeback that much stronger.   shut the fuck up!
oh..that wasn't directed at you JD.   | |
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Chico319 said: oh..that wasn't directed at you JD.
Stop trying to get off with me Chico. | |
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a work collegue and I usually get into friendly heated debates
and one time i just couldn't go on it with so i left it with a friend sarcastic remark of "you are like a bottle of Rexona, u never let me down" she shut it quick smart Usually though the best way to answer an insult it to say "Thank You" it gets the other person everytime with a  WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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I've had a few.
It's got to be spontaneous though. Rehearsed comebacks are crap. | |
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im leaving | |
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What about 3-0 down at half time a 3 goals in 7 minutes plus a win on penalties. That was a pretty good comeback | |
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shausler said: im leaving
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mdiver said: What about 3-0 down at half time a 3 goals in 7 minutes plus a win on penalties. That was a pretty good comeback
Redemption! My new favourite orger! Flame away, bloody Gold319! | |
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I'm the Queen of Comebacks.
I can't think of anything in particular right now, but I have seen the familiar  from people who've received my comments about a billion times. | |
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gemini13 said: I'm the Queen of Comebacks.
I can't think of anything in particular right now, but I have seen the familiar from people who've received my comments about a billion times.
Genius. | |
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NoodleSoup said: gemini13 said: I'm the Queen of Comebacks.
I can't think of anything in particular right now, but I have seen the familiar from people who've received my comments about a billion times.
Genius. hehe | |
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NoodleSoup said: mdiver said: What about 3-0 down at half time a 3 goals in 7 minutes plus a win on penalties. That was a pretty good comeback
Redemption! My new favourite orger! Flame away, bloody Gold319! Woohooo and I am a Yid and still loved every minute of it. Lets flame 319 together | |
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mdiver said: NoodleSoup said: Redemption! My new favourite orger! Flame away, bloody Gold319! Woohooo and I am a Yid and still loved every minute of it. Lets flame 319 together Yes, though let's just privately think someone is a fucknut instead of publicly conducting a witch hunt. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Chico319 said: oh..that wasn't directed at you JD.
Stop trying to get off with me Chico.  | |
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Chico319 said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Stop trying to get off with me Chico.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Chico319 said:  | |
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Chico319 said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Chico, I've made you supper....  | |
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Once this bitchy girl came up to me and said "You know, it's really not pretty to dye your hair like that." I said:
"So why do you?"  | |
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Teacher said: Once this bitchy girl came up to me and said "You know, it's really not pretty to dye your hair like that." I said:
"So why do you?" Lawl! Jen   | |
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sometimes they're not worth respondong to.
... [Edited 5/26/05 12:23pm] | |
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Lleena said: sometimes they're not worth respondong to.
... [Edited 5/26/05 12:23pm] Hi Lleena. Are you alright?! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Lleena said: sometimes they're not worth respondong to.
... [Edited 5/26/05 12:23pm] Hi Lleena. Are you alright?! I'm great! thanks
have one on me --> | |
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NoodleSoup said: mdiver said: Woohooo and I am a Yid and still loved every minute of it. Lets flame 319 together Yes, though let's just privately think someone is a fucknut instead of publicly conducting a witch hunt. Fucknut..excellent | |
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