Anxiety said:

Come on baby, let your hair down!

Anxiety said:

Why not? We're all friends here....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

donk said:

once again, let me just state that my head is NOT shaped like a guitar pick.

quick summary:

ANXY'S HEAD = NOT A GUITAR PICK.


thank you.

Anxiety said:

But you're musically inclined I bet.

I love that guy with the guitar pick shaped head!

Fauxie said:

We always end up just swooning over Anxiety.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

nah, you know i love ya, Dook.

Fauxie said:

you only love me for my strumming ability.

evenstar3 said:

Shit! Don't say that!!!!

Of all the things...

evenstar3 said:

Oh shit. You're doomed now. U just basically gave him permmision.

donk said:

it's the natural order of org life. you all delude yourselves into being straight for a bit, but in the end your undying anxiety love wins out.

Anxiety said:

That's the only important ability in my book.

donk said:

not everyone thinks hugging is first base!

evenstar3 said:

You're right. Sometimes the delusion can even extend as far as marrying a woman.

Imagine...

evenstar3 said:

I don't understand.

Fauxie said:

evenstar3 said:

If I was simply graced with your presence, my lady, it would be an emotional home run for me...

donk said:

donk said:

i know. it's okay.

evenstar3 said:

I'm a rough boy.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Beautiful words Mr Dook. Shakespeare may just have been your match as far as delivering a verse to make a woman melt, but could he pull off wearing a thong? I think not.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

gone all chivalrous, have we?

evenstar3 said:

Sort of. It's really just a trojan horse auditory bating of your emotions in order to invade your nether-regions. First base, if U will.

donk said:

evenstar3 said:

For you, my lady, I would go to the ends of the earth to bring you a cold glass of water if you were thirsty. Of course I would have to pack the glass of water with ice so as to keep it cool. Also, I would have to find some way to seal it to limit evaporation. Also, I would need a sturdy cup. But, for you, I would do it.

donk said:

I was going to suggest instead a trojan donkey analogy due to the ass connotations, but thought better upon considering another typical donkey analogy.

i still don't like this thread.