Seriously why is it every black man I run into is much more into a woman's backside and act like they hate DD boobs???? Are you all victims of the media because they tell you to like butts?

OH MY GOD, IM ALL ABOUT THE BOOBS OVER HERE!

The guys I've dealt with have loved my big bewbs-- and they're all black-- or mixed (since I've started to have sex, anyways).
They're just like everyone else-- 'cept they respect the rear as well...

I just love dat azz.

drcoldchoke said:

WHoze "azz" u talkin' bout?

cinnamonjo said:

Yours.

xx

Krystal666 said:

i love 'em, but i couldnt eat a whole one

Is stripperweb.com down or something?

oh good lawd ...

hey Joey


what ya baking ?

Mach said:

Nothing, but I got a nice bowl of icing ready!

Sorry. I'm strictly dickly.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

EvilWhiteMale said:

That's a little too much.

Krystal666 said:

Krystal....You're new interest of Black guys humors me. Instead of "crossing over" in fad....wait a while...you'll be back to your roots in no time, and you won't wonder about these silly Black guy categories that you post every other day again.

T&A is universal. Ever heard the 3 6 Mafia song ass and titties? No...because this new interst of yours is post 2003, maybe? Ying Yang saying "we love to see Tig ol Bitties". Dude...I'd consider it thickness over most else. Granted most white guys like much thinner women.

I must go and prepare for the next silly comment/question on Black men from Krystal.

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Baby got back

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Evil White Male. Because you're White....I'll let you get away with that CORNY ASS SONG!!! Dude....that is the wackest ever and you just been awarded the Lean Back Award.

So son...Lean Back...no more corny WHite guys jokes for 24 hours

KatSkrizzle said:

I assume she's having a few issues with men at work.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

I blame youth and the culture of segregation. This is why when white girls room with black girls in college, it bugs them out because they have never seen anyone wrap their head for bed, relax their hair...etc. There are so many differences that are so simple, but because Whiteness is a standard, most "whites" are not aware or exposed. You won't see Black beauty products advertised on any media outlet but BET, VIBE, Ebony..you get my drift. The cycle ensues..it's not just black and white culture...but it is the most discussed and the most "different".

Krystal...I recommend you read Racial Healing (Bill Clinton read it and used it during his campaigning) Making Whiteness, Am I Black Enough For You? THen I think you would have ground to act on.

Man, you American folks have really serious problems inside your society...

I hate Americans.

I don't. I think they have the best asses in the world.

Are you one of them?

An ass?

Yes, are you an ass? A fine American ass?

Nawh, I'm really just some guy who has too much free time in his hands these days, it seems.

Krystal666 said:

Are you a victim of the media cos they tell you people should like big boobs?

I have little "boobs" and I get men. What do "boobs" have to do with anything?

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Krystal666 said:

I think they are just a scheme to sell bras. There's a conspiracy.

Novabreaker said:[quote]

Nero said:

booobz

Krys, girl, do you have low self esteem?

Novabreaker said:[quote]

Nero said:

I don't even have use for one of those.

4 those who know, I'm in2 more pumps in a rump, but U got on top 2? Dang now that's a BIG bonus!

'dre