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My sister is getting married today ! And i´m gonna be best man! Alf in a nice suit 
So in about 4 hours time my sister is saying Yes, I do then I`m gonna sign that she did Then an hour later we´re gonna start eating & drinking & partying 
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AlfofMelmak said: And i´m gonna be best man! Alf in a nice suit
So in about 4 hours time my sister is saying Yes, I do then I`m gonna sign that she did Then an hour later we´re gonna start eating & drinking & partying
On a Monday..? Is she up the duff, then.....?  | |
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Congrats on being best-something at last
Enjoy yourself! | |
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Slash said: Is she up the duff, then.....?  | |
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have a lovely wedding, & good luck with the speech etc.   | |
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Slash said: AlfofMelmak said: And i´m gonna be best man! Alf in a nice suit
So in about 4 hours time my sister is saying Yes, I do then I`m gonna sign that she did Then an hour later we´re gonna start eating & drinking & partying
On a Monday..? Is she up the duff, then.....? What the hell is up the duff   You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Have a good day sweetie
I'm sure you will look rather dashing but leave the bridesmaids alone | |
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AlfofMelmak said: Slash said: On a Monday..? Is she up the duff, then.....? What the hell is up the duff
pregnant | |
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TheFrog said: have a lovely wedding, & good luck with the speech etc.
  Speech
Thankfully we don´t do speeches here. :wipescoldsweatofbrow: You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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lollyp0p said: AlfofMelmak said: What the hell is up the duff
pregnant 
She´s not pregnant, i think You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: TheFrog said: have a lovely wedding, & good luck with the speech etc.
Speech
Thankfully we don´t do speeches here. :wipescoldsweatofbrow: Oh yes you do now! Didn't they tell you that? Check the small print 
PS have a great day, all the best to your sister and her man  | |
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lollyp0p said: Have a good day sweetie
I'm sure you will look rather dashing but leave the bridesmaids alone I must?  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: lollyp0p said: Have a good day sweetie
I'm sure you will look rather dashing but leave the bridesmaids alone I must? It is best to avoid them, yes....lest you end up marrying one of them on a Monday cos they are up the duff | |
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hey, congrats on your sister getting hitched
so did you find blue shoes? 
Whateva is gonna look fab in her outfit!! ~I sound far too gay today~ and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: hey, congrats on your sister getting hitched
so did you find blue shoes?
Whateva is gonna look fab in her outfit!! ~I sound far too gay today~ Thanx! Alas, I could not find blue shoes matching with the rest ~that also sounds gay, right? ~ You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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i hope you are doing your speech before the meal.
When i was my brothers best man they did the speeches after the meal and i was so nervous i couldnt eat any of it. 
good luck. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: i hope you are doing your speech before the meal.
When i was my brothers best man they did the speeches after the meal and i was so nervous i couldnt eat any of it.
good luck. Snap. At my bro's wedding, during the meal I must've gone to the toilet at least 7 times in the space of half an hour. | |
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muirdo said: i hope you are doing your speech before the meal.
 He's already said in Melmak bestmen don't do speeches | |
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PANDURITO said: muirdo said: i hope you are doing your speech before the meal.
He's already said in Melmak bestmen don't do speechesoops my bad.  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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Have fun!!
And give Eva (and yourself and the kids.. haha) a big kiss from me! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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Woo hoo! 
Have a great time Alfie!!!
Good luck with your best man speech! | |
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Lleena said: Woo hoo!
Have a great time Alfie!!!
Good luck with your best man speech!
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Slash said: Lleena said: Woo hoo!
Have a great time Alfie!!!
Good luck with your best man speech!
You know, we should help him write a speech. "Dearly beloved we are gathered here today etc " Or is that what the vicar says?  | |
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Lleena said: Slash said:
You know, we should help him write a speech. "Dearly beloved we are gathered here today etc " Or is that what the vicar says? read the thread again and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Lleena said: You know, we should help him write a speech. "Dearly beloved we are gathered here today etc " Or is that what the vicar says? read the thread again Damn! | |
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Congrats! Have a great time -- and hugs to all the family. I mean, the 4 of u that I know, not your WHOLE family. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: Congrats! Have a great time -- and hugs to all the family. I mean, the 4 of u that I know, not your WHOLE family.
Beautiful day to you all.
Ditto on what Chris wrote. | |
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Have a great time and forget abt the speeches, damn americans 
Have a good time! You'll be fine  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Have a great time and forget abt the speeches, damn americans
Oh, I'm sorry. Really, really, really sorry. So sorry I can't even begin to express how sorry I am. Very, very sorry. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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