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Name Something Odd You Put Your Penis In?  | |
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The drawer  | |
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Nikster said: The drawer
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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lil1 said: 'Name Something Odd You Put Your Penis In?' There are currently 36 members and 798 guests online. The most users ever online was 17,258 on 01/21/2005 at 1:25pm. 4nowneway Abbie abierman AsylumUtopia AzurePanther blackboab calldapplwondery83 christianus dag danielboon DMart319 doctamario Duncelot EDD frchipir FunkCity funkpill GangstaFam GlitterStream IstenSzek jacktheimprovident Mazerati medina michelw minneapolisgenius misiu muirdo mycool Nikster novamonkey Serious SEXUALCHOCOLATE softandwet Steadwood TheDuck yormeister 
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a Keith Richards look-a-like competition | |
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My own mouth... well, if I could. | |
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bryanpage said: My own mouth... well, if I could.
Me too!
No no, I meant MY mouth  Oh shut it, you know what I meant | |
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Slash said: bryanpage said: My own mouth... well, if I could.
Me too!
No no, I meant MY mouth Oh shut it, you know what I meantdo yoga. Puppets are a good one. | |
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Slash said: bryanpage said: My own mouth... well, if I could.
Me too!
No no, I meant MY mouth Oh shut it, you know what I meant Nothing is sexier to the Org Dickologist Ms Legs than a man who is flexible.  | |
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Hotlegs said: Slash said: Me too!
No no, I meant MY mouth Oh shut it, you know what I meant Nothing is sexier to the Org Dickologist Ms Legs than a man who is flexible. u reckon gay guys train and flex their dick to bend it up their own ass? | |
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AsylumUtopia said: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Beautiful! 
Oh, what a frightfully witty song. 
Terribly clever. 
Jolly good. 
Marvellous!
. [Edited 5/24/05 4:58am] Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Dancelot said: AsylumUtopia said: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Beautiful!
Oh, what a frightfully witty song.
Terribly clever.
Jolly good.
Marvellous!
. [Edited 5/24/05 4:58am] I've always thought so!
Sorry, forgot to put in songwriting credit. "The Penis Song" by Eric Idle. http://www.intriguing.com...anlife.asp Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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Your mom. | |
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Joking apart, now that I'm married and all, I may as well put the damn thing in storage...  | |
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Slash said: bryanpage said: My own mouth... well, if I could.
Me too!
No no, I meant MY mouth Oh shut it, you know what I meant "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I often place my penis in the part of vending machines where you get your drink out
i got caught recently though  | |
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rocknrollisalive said: I often place my penis in the part of vending machines where you get your drink out
i got caught recently though You mean caught by someone or caught by the mechanism in the machine ? (ouch) | |
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rocknrollisalive said: I often place my penis in the part of vending machines where you get your drink out
i got caught recently though 
Yes, and sadly Steve still talks about that day | |
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Slash said: rocknrollisalive said: I often place my penis in the part of vending machines where you get your drink out
i got caught recently though You mean caught by someone or caught by the mechanism in the machine ? (ouch) depends which incident you are talking about mate both have been known.  | |
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rocknrolldave said: rocknrollisalive said: I often place my penis in the part of vending machines where you get your drink out
i got caught recently though
Yes, and sadly Steve still talks about that day Steve has the pictures. | |
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Christopher said: lil1 said: 'Name Something Odd You Put Your Penis In?' There are currently 36 members and 798 guests online. The most users ever online was 17,258 on 01/21/2005 at 1:25pm. 4nowneway Abbie abierman AsylumUtopia AzurePanther blackboab calldapplwondery83 christianus dag danielboon DMart319 doctamario Duncelot EDD frchipir FunkCity funkpill GangstaFam GlitterStream IstenSzek jacktheimprovident Mazerati medina michelw minneapolisgenius misiu muirdo mycool Nikster novamonkey Serious SEXUALCHOCOLATE softandwet Steadwood TheDuck yormeister
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i've never felt so violated. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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Eve's boyfriend said "Eve", when asked this question  | |
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 ClothesI'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Slash said: Eve's boyfriend said "Eve", when asked this question
Actually I think he said that slightly volitale female I date | |
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rocknrolldave said: Slash said: Eve's boyfriend said "Eve", when asked this question
Actually I think he said that slightly volitale female I date Now see, if you were really me, you'd have spelled "volatile" right, wouldn't you, Eve? Tsk, schoolboy error...
Hung with your own petard. | |
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Slash said: rocknrolldave said: Actually I think he said that slightly volitale female I date Now see, if you were really me, you'd have spelled "volatile" right, wouldn't you, Eve? Tsk, schoolboy error...
Hung with your own petard.   | |
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what
the fuck | |
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ella731 said: what
the fuck  At least you can spell those three words right | |
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