AzureStarr said:

Hello Azure!!

Our moms sound like the same person!

My dad always says "Whats his nuts" when hes asking about a guy or "Numb nuts" when hes refering to a guy...usually the ones Ive dated
Thing is, Ive adapted to it and catch myself using them alot when I cant remember a guys name or to some idiot.

senik said:

Such a classic man!!

And tankyou Senik!!

dont run around like that you will have your eye out
it will all end in tears
if you dont shut up im turning this car around

Byron said:

You DO know it's supposed to be pourable right, like it's not supposed to go "clink" in the mug?

My favorite from mom was "I'll brain you!" hahahaha

..after she'd found my stash of EZ Widers and a lighter...and awakened my 15 year old ass from a weed (circa 1980) induced late afternoon nap..

"What are you doing with these? Do you know what they're for? ("No mommy...what?") These are for rolling reefers!"

It cracked me the fuck up...that my mother..who doesn't drink..and attends church services regularly..even knew what they were for..much less spoke the word "reefers" aloud..

But..of course...I have a picture of her and my father from back in the day..and they looked pretty fuckin lifted..

My Mum says 'ahhh bless' alot and my dad says 'I shoulda smothered U when u were born, ur a fucking waste of space..now go tidy ur room u fucking cunt' alot

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Does your Mum say "ahhh bless" after your Dad just said that?

CarrieLee said:

my sister says that.

though she lives in Scotland.

McMeekle!! Sermwanderer!! Muirdo!! Number23!!

Confirm or deny!!

REDBABY said:

yes...yes she does

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Cool Mum!

anyway I thought your Daddy ran away with the circus?

TheFrogSpawn said:

Yes, I can confirm that your sister does live in Scotland!

doctormcmeekle said:

I'm gonna hunt you down and brain yer.

If I ask my Dad what something means, his reply always as he looks at me with a stern face:

"If you dont know, I am not gonna tell you.. "

No wonder I never learnt anything..

My mum when always in a convo likes to say "and this and that"
i think its her way of not going into full explanation of the
discussion at hand. I catch myself saying it sometimes.

When i was younger and playing up before bedtime she would always ask me
"do you want to go to bed with a warm bum tonight?"
with the wooden spoon in her hand

"good stuff, maynard!" (he'd say this all the time when i was little and i'd be like, "who's maynard?" )


How funny! I say that alot..

269 said:

I think your mom's "and this and that" is very similar to my dad's "such and such a thing"...

There were 9 of us. And mom would say Frankie, Timmy, Donna, Mona.... you Yoli, I am talking to you

She would call everybodies name until she got to mine! She was so funny.

My dad's first wife (who we also sometimes called Mama Shirley) would use, "er um " alot before she said something, like, " so er'um your sister went the er'um store around the er'um corner so that she could get some of those er'um, errrr, cigarrettes I wanted." I do it now ( Madea style) to be funny sometimes.

My mom would always say, " and that's the end of the ball game!" when she was putting her foot down. Other phrases were, " I love u" or " if it ain't on sale it is now!"

Daddy didn't talk much except for, "what?", "huh?" and "take it easy"
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My parents say 'bit gay' when I say or do something remotely effeminate in nature.

I wonder what our kids are gonna be saying about us in 20 years??...lol