....:taps foot: I'm waiting people!

Well, duh!!! She's an Apples lover. 1 p, 2 ls -- she knows what time it is!!!

But asking for an appreciation thread? Bad form, my dear!

Love ya anyway!

Is this one of those sarcastic appreciation threads that isnt really an appreciation thread to start with but then it turns into an appreciation thread although it wasn't actually supposed to be an actual appreciation thread actually....?

Or is it a real one?

I have no idea

Nikster said:

It is a poser....

I say we discuss the weather here instead.

Question 1) Why does it always rain when I hang washing out or wash my car or both?

Why did Chris de Burgh cross the road?

To get to the middle.

TheFrog said:

Lleena said:

hey, i didn't say it was a good joke.

but it's a joke. what more can i give?

maybe it would have been better if i'd substituted a more recent bland singer.

TheFrog said:

You can give me a million quid


Which other bland singer froggy?

Lleena said:

i can give you a million magic beans.

i dunno - maybe Dido?

TheFrog said:

A million magic beans might buy me a Kebab



yes, Dido, is she even awake half the time?


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Lleena said:

i don't think she is awake. so help me, i'll go further! i don't think she's alive. i believe she's a corpse stapled upright to a microphone stand, and squeezed to produce noises.

TheFrog said:

Crikey, you've nailed it Froggy. I'll go even further, I think the person squeezing her is a corpse too.

Lleena said:

no point in asking Dido or her squeezer on a date then, given your previous criteria.

TheFrog said:

My previous criteria?

Lleena said:

didn't you say that the first line to a potential datee should be, "are you a corpse?"

who's squeezing the squeezer, anyway?

TheFrog said:

Well its always a good idea to check for a pulse

I think Chris De Bland is squeezing the squeezer.

Lleena said:

hey lleena, have you played sudoku? that new game in all the papers?

i'm totally addicted.

TheFrog said:

I've heard about it, I haven't played it yet. Is it as addictive as claimed?


can you play it online froggy?

Lleena said:

i'm sure there will be a game online somewhere.

it's really good. a game based on pure logic & reasoning. more difficult than crosswords, in a way, because if you make a mistake - you're screwed totally. to correct it, you'd have to trip back over all of your previous reasoning processes, which is just impossible.

i play the ones in the Independent.

TheFrog said:

I've been meaning to check it out. It sounds interesting.


I found an online version too!

So did anyone figure out if this is really an apeciation thread?
I grow weary of misplaced adoration.

AsianBomb777 said:

i figured it out.

TheFrog said:

Also, I knew you'd be an Independent reader Froggy.

Lleena said:

you did, huh?

so what sunday paper did i buy today?

(clue - i don't buy the independent on sunday)

TheFrog said:

Because its a liberal newspaper.


Today you probably brought The Sunday Sport. The paper with boobs on every page.




boob edit
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Lleena said:

"Hitler gave birth to a guinea pig - exclusive!!"

you're wrong though.

as you well know.

TheFrog said:

I know. I was just being amusing

Lleena said:

it was a defence mechanism. i am reading the sunday sport.

TheFrog said:

I diin't know the Sunday Sport had any stories. I thought it was just pictures. (of boobs and guinea pigs)