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Printableminneapolisgenius said: Lleena said: Thats it then isn't it? My days as a swashbuckler are well and truly over. I hope you feel proud of yourself. I hope when you wake at 3 in the morning in your bed, that images of my wooden haven't been haunting your dreams. you ruiner of dreams. you destroyer of wooden legs. you grim reaper.  These would make great song lyrics.  It's my swan song. | |
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lleena, the net pirate says there are lots of wooden legs on e-bay
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This thread isn't worth a bucket of chum.
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XxAxX said: lleena, the net pirate says there are lots of wooden legs on e-bay
I quite like the second one. I think I'll bid for it. 20 pieces of silver aye! Where do I slot the money in? | |
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2the9s said: This thread isn't worth a bucket of chum.
Go and fetch me some ale, you gormless git. | |
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Some of my best friends are swashbucklers.
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doctormcmeekle said: Some of my best friends are swashbucklers.
I believe Capt. Bluebeard was Scottish 
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SpareSenik said: doctormcmeekle said: Some of my best friends are swashbucklers.
I believe Capt. Bluebeard was Scottish
Really? I know a Capt. Bluebeard in Cumbernauld. I wonder if they're related.... | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Some of my best friends are swashbucklers.
You there, walk the plank..NOW! | |
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SpareSenik said: doctormcmeekle said: Some of my best friends are swashbucklers.
I believe Capt. Bluebeard was Scottish
Its not possible to have a blue beard, I'm not buying it no way! Thats just ridiculous! my god, what do they take us for? Blue Beard, as if! | |
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Lleena said: Its not possible to have a blue beard, I'm not buying it no way! Thats just ridiculous! my god, what do they take us for? Blue Beard, as if! If you don't believe me, give him the acid test and have a butchers at his pubes, Llee Llee 
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SpareSenik said: Lleena said: Its not possible to have a blue beard, I'm not buying it no way! Thats just ridiculous! my god, what do they take us for? Blue Beard, as if! If you don't believe me, give him the acid test and have a butchers at his pubes, Llee Llee
You mean do the curtians match the carpet?
I wouldn't go near his pubes even if he threatened to gauge my eye out with that hook. That just isn't going to happen. 
I guess I will never know Senik. | |
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You can't be a pirate queen without some fashion sense. There is such a thing as too much skull and crossbones. 
Now notice the sublime eyepatch, the ornamented sword and the perfectly cut robe on the second lady. Now that's style! | |
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retina said:
You can't be a pirate queen without some fashion sense. There is such a thing as too much skull and crossbones.
Now notice the sublime eyepatch, the ornamented sword and the perfectly cut robe on the second lady. Now that's style! She does look stylish, like a cross between a pirate and a nun. I do like it | |
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Lleena said: She does look stylish, like a cross between a pirate and a nun. I do like it
Run out and get it then. I can dress up like Attila the Hun and then we can rule the streets of...erm...Manchester maybe?  | |
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only one type of blade a woman should be allowed to carry ----->
j/k  | |
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Lleena said: You mean do the curtians match the carpet?
I wouldn't go near his pubes even if he threatened to gauge my eye out with that hook. That just isn't going to happen.
I guess I will never know Senik. Go on Llee Llee! He's a pirate y'know... if you take a map and a compass you may find buried treasure to your liking 
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Lleena said: Cloudbuster said: I broke it.
 Thats it then isn't it? My days as a swashbuckler are well and truly over. I hope you feel proud of yourself. I hope when you wake at 3 in the morning in your bed, that images of my wooden haven't been haunting your dreams. you ruiner of dreams. you destroyer of wooden legs. you grim reaper.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: 
"Omg, look! its gareth gates! omggmmGGggg" | |
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| Fool! | |
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