Does the Burger King guy scare anyone else or is it just me? They have a commercial out with him and Darth Vader and I honestly think the King could kick Vader's ass. Is this really the image that Burger King wants, scary embalmed king who lurks and strikes when one least expects it?

GottaLetitgo said:

he creeps me the hell out too.

burger king's got some cracked-out commercials and promotional stuff going on. remember the submissive chicken?

i wish they'd just bring back the duke of doubt and call it a day.

I got sick from bk i dont eat there and that stupid doll is hideous

i like their onion rings but anymore, i only eat fast food when i'm desperate to eat something and there's nothing else around and i don't want to gnaw a foot off.

I like the Double Whoppers. Probably shortening my lifespan though. The King claims another victim.

Fuck that dude, Burger King should scare you

its his fault i cant sleep
if i close my eyes hes going to sneak in to my house

Raine said:

that is really ALICE

Christopher said:

alice's army of burger king robots will destroy us all
now i see what her plan is

Raine said:

she came over last night with that dr fella who made her....i was like look you can come in but please shoes off first

Christopher said:

he didnt happen to be wearing a white dress did he?

Raine said:

Dad?

He's always on Jay Leno. SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Natsume said:

i got a headline to send jay leno

;orgnote:

Christopher said:

I got one too:

HEY JAY, YOU'RE FUCKING ANNOYING

Natsume said:

I wouldn't wanna open my window in the morning and find him standing there with all the animals around him.....
it's funny, the other day we all were talkin about this new commercial when it came on tv....
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That guy IS scary. Maybe it's the expression on his frozen, wax-looking face. ::shivers::

What's even funnier is Darius Rucker from Hootie and the blow fish is in one of their newer comercials.

damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said:

Yeah, I made a thread about that around the time his first BK commercial aired.

GottaLetitgo said:

OMG!! My sister told me she's scared of that guy too!!!

Weird

Smooches;)

I love me some Burger King but that "King" is kinda creepy looking.

Should be called Burger QUEEN.

Notice how he's always hitting on the dudes?
* Shows up outside their house
* Always bringing 'em gifts
* In bed with dudes
* Always immaculately dressed (great personal hygiene)
* Immaculately dressed....like Liberace

Burger King arch enemy of KEBAB KING

bluesbaby said:

yeah ...mon


freaky mon

GottaLetitgo said:

He is scary. And I think BK knows it. In the commercials he sneaks up on people

You know what's going to happen? We're going to close our eyes and sit back and then BAM the King will start seeping into every instance of our everyday life. Then genetic mutation will occur and two decades from now, maybe three, we'll all look like this.





THE KING MUST BE STOPPED!