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Thread started 05/19/05 12:02am

JDINTERACTIVE

Funny Sick Stories



I know this is quite foul but I threw up last night. Yes, I had been drinking and had good reason to aswell thank you. A lot of it went in the toilet and some in the bin. The kind of retching that brings you to tears. Well it brought me to tears anyway because I've got a bit of a cold too at the moment. Suffice to say I'm feeling a bit peculiar this morning. Anyway, there I was with tears streaming down my face and I caught myself in the bathroom and laughed as it is quite funny! Well I thought it was funny anyway.

Anyway, cut to the chase...Have you had any funny moments being sick? Where were you sick and how did it occur? I've got quite a funny one but I'm saving it for later.
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Reply #1 posted 05/19/05 1:23am

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The worst I can remember was being sick, so sick I was stuffed up and couldn't breath which caused me to gasp and gag and vomit and I vomited so hard I broke blood vessels in my eyes and they had put me on medication and it turned out I was allergic to it and I walked in the bathroom and looked in the mirror and saw the blood in my eyes and red spots all over my face and just started crying.
It's funny now that with how bad I felt I was worried about how bad I looked.

But yeah, at the time it wasn't funny. neutral

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Reply #2 posted 05/19/05 1:48am

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last time i was sick after drinking too much i was 15 lurking
i had been out with some friends in another town, i felt ok till i got on the train anyway i was sick under the seat barf looked up to see if anyone saw me do it and 4 of my teachers were just sat there looking at me like omg

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Reply #3 posted 05/19/05 1:50am

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my best friend got very sick & ran a high fever when she was younger. she had a hallucination/dream thing that a bottle of gatorade on her nightstand was talking to her and telling her it was going to kill her. lol

even now (she's 19), she's petrified of gatorade.
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Reply #4 posted 05/19/05 2:22am

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Too many to mention!!

My mate at a student party ended up sitting at the top end of the host’s bath vomming between his legs and laughing as it trickled towards the plughole

The pap pap pap story. Two girlfriends and I drank a lot of wine (as was customary during that period of my life) went back to her place she puked over TV and table in the corner of the bedroom, we all three lay in bed giggling to the sound of it pap pap papiing onto the floor for some considerable length of time.

Stupid stupid stupid. My boss and I got hammered, I disappeared (homing device leaving all my stuff in the bar) he went home and was sick into the big white microphone. Except he lived in one of these posh purpose built apartment buildings with crappy sound insulation. So the toilet was indeed a microphone, and the next day neighbours commented on the constant repetition of "stupid, stupid, stupid barf stupid, stupid, stupid barf stupid, stupid, stupid barf" His wife still recalls this story, not great for a now assistant dean of a prominent London University lol

My X girlfriend was sick into someone’s mouth in club once when he tried to grab a crafty snog!

It was not uncommon to pop to the pub toilet to be sick, come back to the bar and carry on drinking – this I still find it quite amusing that I did this sad
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #5 posted 05/19/05 2:46am

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A long long time ago, I was going out with my girls. On this night I had drank a little too much. Anyway, I go to the ladiesroom to pee and as I am sitting there peeing, I feel like I have to throw up! But what to do! I am peeing!! So I leaned over to the side of the pot and throw up, as I am peeing.

It was a strange experience, stuff coming out of your body from two sides at the same time biggrin LOL
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