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Reply #30 posted 05/18/05 5:47pm

shausler

mad
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Reply #31 posted 05/18/05 5:51pm

TheDuck

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Reply #32 posted 05/18/05 5:51pm

2the9s

Q. If superspaceboy and klhk had a baby what would it look like?

A.
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Reply #33 posted 05/18/05 5:52pm

superspaceboy

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Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Klhk.

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #34 posted 05/18/05 5:52pm

AsianBomb777

2the9s said:

What do you get when you cross ancksunamun with asianboi777?

Ancksuboi777.

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Reply #35 posted 05/18/05 5:52pm

superspaceboy

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2the9s said:

Q. How many superspaceboys does it take to bang a cowbell.

A. None. He is not worthy.


batting eyes oh but that's not what you said last night!

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Reply #36 posted 05/18/05 5:53pm

AsianBomb777

superspaceboy said:

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Klhk.


klhk who?
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Reply #37 posted 05/18/05 5:54pm

superspaceboy

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2the9s said:

Q. If superspaceboy and klhk had a baby what would it look like?

A.


His intelligence would be from my traits...the rest you can give to her.

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Reply #38 posted 05/18/05 5:55pm

superspaceboy

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AsianBomb777 said:

superspaceboy said:

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Klhk.


klhk who?


Sorry bad joke...just like this thread.

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Reply #39 posted 05/18/05 5:56pm

AsianBomb777

superspaceboy said:

AsianBomb777 said:



klhk who?


Sorry bad joke...just like this thread.


This thread sucks nod

At least 2the9s lives up to his genre expectations. shrug
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Reply #40 posted 05/18/05 5:56pm

superspaceboy

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So...2the9s and his cat log into a chat room and 9's let's his cat lick his feet whilst typing and he gets distracted...

sorry we've herad this one before, right?

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Reply #41 posted 05/18/05 5:58pm

2the9s

What's big, red, and has a lot of "Z"s in it?





A big red sign with a lot of "Z"s on it.
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Reply #42 posted 05/18/05 6:17pm

TeaAndTe

What do a Calvin Klein bottle and EvilWhiteMale have in common?

They're both full of contradiction.

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Reply #43 posted 05/18/05 7:00pm

bluesbaby

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?





it was dead.
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Reply #44 posted 05/18/05 7:16pm

TeaAndTe

bluesbaby said:

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?





it was dead.



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Reply #45 posted 05/18/05 8:54pm

Anxiety

What's brown and has holes?




Swiss shit!
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Reply #46 posted 05/19/05 12:25am

TheFrog

2the9s said:

Sinister walks into a bar with theFrog in his pocket and orders a beer.

He sits down on the barstool and crushes theFrog to death.

The bartender says...
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.That'll be 4 bucks for the beer here's a rag to clean up that Frog accident.


There ought to be some sort of Neon Sign attached to the top of your head, which proclaims your idiocy.
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Reply #47 posted 05/19/05 8:43am

TheFrogSpawn

I just invented a great joke! big grin

What do you call a Mushroom with a big flappy fish tail? neutral


A Mer-shroom! smile



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Reply #48 posted 05/19/05 9:38am

ReturnOfDOOK

FIRST!!! headbang
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Reply #49 posted 05/19/05 9:39am

ReturnOfDOOK

AsianBomb777 said:

ReturnofDook: 'Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?'
His CUrrent Girlfriend: 'Because you're never home when it happens.'

disbelief
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Reply #50 posted 05/19/05 10:22am

superspaceboy

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Maryann went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor say's "Marryann, you're prenant...and it's going to be twins!"

Maryann laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Cuz she knew she had only done it once.

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Reply #51 posted 05/19/05 10:27am

sinisterpentat
onic

A man goes to the doctor complaining of various pain through out his body. The doctor asked what was ailing him? The patient took his index finger and pointed to different parts of his body saying "it hurts when i do this, this and this". The doctor replied, umm Mr. Kowalski you have a broken index finger.


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