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Printableglitzystarfish said: TheFrogSpawn said: 
i do, huh?  just admit it, the world will become a much nicer place   | |
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purplepants said: wot does the frog like 2 read?
frogs pawn!!  you know too much. 
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told u am a stalker, and i take notes   no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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purplepants said: told u am a stalker, and i take notes
i haven't noticed you outside my house yet.  | |
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i cud b any1 - or any thing
 no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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purplepants said: i cud b any1 - or any thing
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wot goes ha ha ha bonk?
a man laffing his head off no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: glitzystarfish said: The police are called to a incident, when they arrive they find
an ice-cream van with a mans body inside, covered in hundreds and thousands, the men on the scene think its murder but the inspecter says "looks like he topped himself" Is there a line missing from this or something? I dont know is there a line missing from my joke??  if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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wot do u call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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purplepants said: wot do u call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug what do u call man without shovel Dougless if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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bite at a blister
tug it with your teeth get at the gunge bubbling beneath gobble it down leaving no waste for the bigger the blister the better the taste  no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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purplepants said: bite at a blister
tug it with your teeth get at the gunge bubbling beneath gobble it down leaving no waste for the bigger the blister the better the taste  if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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i dont suppose fish get blisters
 no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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What do you call a dear with no eyes .....
.....No idea... 
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   | |
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What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs.....
.....Still no idea....  
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality | |
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What do you call a fly with no legs??
A Walk if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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What's a crocodile's favourite card game? 3 Card Brag!
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Where are the Andes.....
....In the Glovies... 
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what did the one rock say to the other rock?
nothing stupid rocks can't talk | |
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p0pstar said: what did the one rock say to the other rock?
nothing stupid rocks can't talk You mean I've been wasting my breath all this time ... 
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Why did the chicken cross the road? .....To go to the 'Second Hand' shop!
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Steadwood said: p0pstar said: what did the one rock say to the other rock?
nothing stupid rocks can't talk You mean I've been wasting my breath all this time ...
how do you make a troll drink... stick it in a liquidiser i love that joke so versatile. | |
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Alcop0p said: Steadwood said: You mean I've been wasting my breath all this time ...
how do you make a troll drink... stick it in a liquidiser i love that joke so versatile. Nooooo ....
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality | |
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What do you call an Eskimo's home with a toilet? ...Ig!
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I think Bandykoot is a wonderful band | |
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"Nigtard" used to describe Dave Chappelle.
I know it's terribly racist and not even really funny, but it cracks me up each time I see it. And I'm really angry at myself because of it. A bad joke if there's any.  | |
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Q. What do you call an idiot who unwittingly steals someone else's thread idea?
A. 2the9s (I swear I didn't see this thread when I started mine, glitzy!.  ) | |
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Anything that comes out of 2the9s mouth... | |
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2the9s said: Q. What do you call an idiot who unwittingly steals someone else's thread idea?
A. 2the9s (I swear I didn't see this thread when I started mine, glitzy!. )I suppose i will let you off, just this once if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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