Chickens frighten me. I fear a complete overthrow of the human race by poultry is imminent and here is why:

1. Chickens can travel up to 9 miles per hour.

2. The closest living relative to the T-Rex is the chicken.

3. Some chickens can lay blue or green eggs (Satanic influence?)

4. There are more chickens on the earth than there are people.



The chicken army is forming!

And they get nasty flu crap that people can catch!

bluesbaby said:

That's true...they are disease carrying cretins!

I'm doing my job of ridding the world of these forces of evil by eating a bucket of KFC a day. I'm a freedom fighter!

lol you keep working on it





but yeah those reports from WHO about the possibility of and epidemic are wild

I miss your hero threads.

9sey said:

They'll be back...I'm taking a break while I seek therapy to overcome my fear of flightless fowl.

GottaLetitgo said:

Maybe Colonel Sanders will make it this time! Or Frank Purdue?

9sey said:

Both great heroes and warriors for the cause. People always wondered why they called him Colonel. Because he was fighting a war, that's why.




Hero, warrior, cooker of chickens

GottaLetitgo said:

just visit the nearest 'Popeyes' in your area. You'll love chicken!!!

beret1022 said:

Go Popeyes! Anybody who is down for the cause of whipping this scourge back to the deepest pits of hell from which they came is aces in my book.

I actually like the spicy tenders there. Justice tastes delicious!

Yeah. Chickens suck.

That's why I eat veggie chicken. I won't even consume one.

More Terrifying Chicken Facts

1. A male chickens heart beats 286 times a minute, a females 312 times a minute. Why such an accelerated heart rate? Perhaps it represents their excitement in their impending takeover of the world.

2. A chicken's average body temperature is 107 degrees. That's rather hot-blooded, is it not?

3. Chickens can live up to 15 years. And their hatred for the "inferior" aka "human" race grows with each passing year.

4. Don't even get me started on cockfighting, a brutal sport where chickens fight one another TO THE DEATH.



The enemy plots!

GottaLetitgo said:

Talk about the ones where the owners attach razor blades to the claws of the chickens to speed up & further bloodify the death.

TheFrogSpawn said:

We're are giving them both the tools and the training for mass destruction. How long before they turn those claws back on us? Stupid humans!