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For the heck of it, your favorite Jackass skits. For those of who who hated this series PLEASE DO NOT reply and ignore this post.
For the ones who enjoyed seeing those idiots making dorks out of themselves, go ahead and put down you fave parts of the show and the movie. From left to right: Dave England, Bam Margera, Jason "Wee man" Acuña, Ryan Dunn, Johnny Knoxville, Steve O, Chris "Party boy" Pontius, Preston Lacy and "Danger" Ehren McGhehey Poo Switcheroo Featuring Preston Lacy and Jason "Wee man" Acuña Brilliant, you take a porta potty in a crowded place, you have Preston (the fattest guy on the Jackass team) cursing and running towards that porta potty and make all kinds of noises as if he were taking a massive dump and then you'll have Wee man coming out wearing exactly the same attire. It's such a classic joke and they pulled it off so good. From the movie Ass kicked by a girl Featuring Ryan Dunn. While in Japan Ryan Dunn takes on the Japanese feather weight women's kick boxing champion... Mr Mean Featuring Johnny Knoxville. Knoxville makes the mistake of wanting to ride the most viscious bull in a rodeo school. It had a brilliant quote. Knoxville: (when seeing the droppings of the bull he's about to attempt to ride) "Well that's a whole lot of bull$%^&." Again from the movie Golfcourse airhorn Featuring Johnny Knoxville and "Danger"Eheren McGhehey Knoxville and Danger Ehren decide to ridicule the fact that golfers take their sport soo damn seriously by blowing an airhorn everytime somebody is about to do a swing causing a lot of misses and a lot of angry reactions to their tomfoolery. Bikini Wax Featuring Steve O Steve O got a complete wax job ON HIS WHOLE BODY! This one is so painful. Speaking of painful ones. From the movie Muscle stimulator Featuring Johnny Knoxville, "Danger" Ehren McGehey, Dave England and Chris Pontius. I honestly haven't got a clue how a contraption that send electric shocks ought to help a person to get buff. [Edited 5/17/05 13:28pm] "Wise man said, the stronger you get, the stronger you smell" - Son Goku, Dragonball Z | |
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I like that one where Lolly decided to start an Org account.
Man, what a jackass thing to do. | |
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I never saw the movie, but I did like the episode wher Johnny Knoxville had the baby on top of the car and drove off. You shoulda seen people's reactions. It was only a doll though, but from where they were standing, you'd think it was a real baby. It was another episode too... where Chris Pontius is dressed like the devil and some man comes up to him starting stuff, I think he tried to punch him. I watch Wildboys sometimes too. One of these days they're gonna get killed by a lion or a gorilla. Like that time they were dressed in a banana suit while provoking gorillas. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Anything with Chris Pontius. I want to have my dirty way with him.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Anything with Chris Pontius. I want to have my dirty way with him.
M blech! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Anything with Chris Pontius. I want to have my dirty way with him.
M blech! Yeeeesssss!!!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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For some reason...half of those guys are hotties...
But my 2 favorite skits were Roller Disco Truck and Wasabi Shooters...ouch my nose! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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dont like "jackass" but I LOVE "VIVA LA BAM" Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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[Edited 5/17/05 15:16pm] | |
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I'm not one for the dumbass tomfoolery but I do like that dwarf who can kick himself in the face. | |
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the one where the guy gets hit by truck they take him to hospital find out he has ruptured spleen then he dies | |
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