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Cow's Enemy List All of you humans will be taken over but special punishment will go to certain people who have made life especially tough for cowkind. The following will be punished severly in the new Cow World Order:
Ronald McDonald: 90 Billion Served, more like 90 billion innocent cows slaughtered. We'll see how happy he is when we shove a big red nose up his clown ass. 
Fonzie: Thousands of cows were slaughtered when TV viewers went out and bought ill-fitted leather jackets so they could be as cool as their hero Fonzie. Punishment will include forcing him to wear a live cow around his shoulders 24 hours a day. 
Rush Limbaugh: We don't exactly agree with his politics but we mostly don't like him because he eats so damn much beef. Will be forced to listen to a cow mooing in a bullhorn for hours on end. 
Sarah Jessica Parker: All those leather shoes! We will make her walk barefoot through manure-filled pastures. 
Eddie Murphy: That purple outfit. Oh the absolute horror! Welcome to the Cow Power Generation. The reason why my voice is so clear is because there is no milk on my brain. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Goddamn, I knew ronald McDonald was gonna appear on this list. Can you put that scary Burger King guy on there, too? | |
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Stymie said: Goddamn, I knew ronald McDonald was gonna appear on this list.
Can you put that scary Burger King guy on there, too?omg I HATE HIM  | |
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Stymie said: Goddamn, I knew ronald McDonald was gonna appear on this list.
Can you put that scary Burger King guy on there, too?It is our understanding that Mr. King, while creepy as hell, is just a figurehead. Ronald, according to our sources, actually leads some of the cows to slaughter and has been known, on a few occasions, to actually pick up a meat cleaver and start swinging. Ronald McDonald is a sick, sick clown. Eat Mor Horses | |
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You rock! .broken laugh edit. [Edited 6/25/05 22:09pm] | |
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 No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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Cow said:
Eddie Murphy: That purple outfit. Oh the absolute horror!  To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong. | |
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He's Ronald's minion....take him down too.
 To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong. | |
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What about the Trojan Cow that took down Troy?!
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let's not forget every misguided celebrity who pimped you out for a buck in these horrible advertisements...
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Whoever said these cows were innocent?? Oh, I know what those dirty little bovines do behind closed doors.....
innocent....HAH!!!!  | |
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jerseykrs said: Whoever said these cows were innocent?? Oh, I know what those dirty little bovines do behind closed doors.....
innocent....HAH!!!! The rumors of cow orgies and wild cow alcohol parties being held when the barn doors close is absolute bull. We are animals who take care of our bodies and act responsibly at all times. It is our discipline, our decorum that separates us from the likes of you patheitc humans. Wait...what pictures...that is TOTALLY not me!  Eat Mor Horses | |
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HulkHogan said: He's Ronald's minion....take him down too.
Oh we're sending the whole McDonaldland gang straight to hell!  Eat Mor Horses | |
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2the9s said: What about the Trojan Cow that took down Troy?!
Yes, you are finally recognizing everything that you humans have learned in your history books is false. It has always been about cows. It was a trojan cow, not a trojan horse! Horses have always gotten all of the positive publicity throughout the years. That is why they are the pricks of the barnyard and nobody can stand them because they walk around all the time, bragging about how they're going with the humans to go racing or galloping while we are to stay back and get our teats pulled. I can't stand horses! After we take over the humans, we are going to take out the horses too. Horse bastards. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: 2the9s said: What about the Trojan Cow that took down Troy?!
Yes, you are finally recognizing everything that you humans have learned in your history books is false. It has always been about cows. It was a trojan cow, not a trojan horse! Horses have always gotten all of the positive publicity throughout the years. That is why they are the pricks of the barnyard and nobody can stand them because they walk around all the time, bragging about how they're going with the humans to go racing or galloping while we are to stay back and get our teats pulled. I can't stand horses! After we take over the humans, we are going to take out the horses too. Horse bastards. Im starting to feel that Cows ARE better than horses Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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Cow said: HulkHogan said: He's Ronald's minion....take him down too.
Oh we're sending the whole McDonaldland gang straight to hell! even Grimace?  To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong. | |
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C-P-G, Say it, C-P-G!!!
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we are the cow power generation
we're gonna change the world the only thing that's in our way is you your old fashioned hayracks your old ideas we're sick and tired of you telling us what to do lay down your funky milkers come join us in the field making milk and cheese the only thing we wanna do | |
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XxAxX said: we are the cow power generation
we're gonna change the world the only thing that's in our way is you your old fashioned hayracks your old ideas we're sick and tired of you telling us what to do lay down your funky milkers come join us in the field making milk and cheese the only thing we wanna do That is beautiful...that's it, you've gone and made me cry. How can such brilliance be encased in human form? You have truly embraced your inner cow and milked all of the glorious juices out of your... Damn, cows suck at similes and metaphors. But seriously, this rocks! Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: XxAxX said: we are the cow power generation
we're gonna change the world the only thing that's in our way is you your old fashioned hayracks your old ideas we're sick and tired of you telling us what to do lay down your funky milkers come join us in the field making milk and cheese the only thing we wanna do That is beautiful...that's it, you've gone and made me cry. How can such brilliance be encased in human form? You have truly embraced your inner cow and milked all of the glorious juices out of your... Damn, cows suck at similes and metaphors. But seriously, this rocks!  | |
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I'm disappointed I didn't make the Cow enemy list! You're filthy, stinking beasts and all of you deserve to be served up on a bun with mustard, lettuce and jalapenos!  
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: I'm disappointed I didn't make the Cow enemy list! You're filthy, stinking beasts and all of you deserve to be served up on a bun with mustard, lettuce and jalapenos!
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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Hopkins herd cows into pens. Cows dumb! | |
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JediMaster said: I'm disappointed I didn't make the Cow enemy list! You're filthy, stinking beasts and all of you deserve to be served up on a bun with mustard, lettuce and jalapenos!
Apologize for the oversight. This has just been sent out on the Cow wire: COW ENEMY NO. 1: JediMaster 
To be considered armed (most likely with a fork and knife) and dangerous. His hatred and bloodlust for cowkind makes him extremely unpredictable and if he is carrying kaiser rolls or sesame seed buns, or mustard, run. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow, um....i saw some cows by the Casino...um what were they doing?  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: Cow, um....i saw some cows by the Casino...um what were they doing?
Oh we gamble. How else can we finance the revolution? We love slots, blackjack, poker, you name it. We're not as big a fan of craps as you would expect, though. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: JediMaster said: I'm disappointed I didn't make the Cow enemy list! You're filthy, stinking beasts and all of you deserve to be served up on a bun with mustard, lettuce and jalapenos!
Apologize for the oversight. This has just been sent out on the Cow wire: COW ENEMY NO. 1: JediMaster
To be considered armed (most likely with a fork and knife) and dangerous. His hatred and bloodlust for cowkind makes him extremely unpredictable and if he is carrying kaiser rolls or sesame seed buns, or mustard, run. 
Cow Enemy NUMBER ONE!!!!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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