Dear Althom,

You are leaking rust from your butt. If you need any information on rust proofing, just let me know. I know a guy.

Always,
Milty




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Dear Everyone,

here you go

Faithfully,

Kebab King

Dear KebabKing,

You are disgusting. You need an extreme make over. No one wants your unsanitary kebabs either. Just please make it stop for the love of Prince.

K Bye,

AcuteNpetiteGrl

Dear Sweeny:

I miss u lots!! Cant wait to see you again. Unitl then, I will continue to see your beauty in my dreams.....

~Amorbella

Dearest Lleena:

May I please borrow your poncho? It's a bit of a breezy day here in Seattle.

Love, ALT

KebabKing said:

Dear Kebab King,

you are a dirty bastard whoever you are.

i'm just sayin' (what's on everyone else's mind)

Always,
Milty

Dear AcutenPetiteGrl,

thank you for your many years of custom, now i must tell you that i never washed my hands

Yours,

KebabKing

Dear Byron:

Thank you for thinking about me in a recent thread.... I hope you and your family are doing well. Happy picture taking !!!



~Amorbella

Milty said:

Dear Milty,

your welcome

KebabKing

Dear Kebabking,

You are nothing but a walking germ. That is grotesque and unsanitary. Reading your posts makes me feel filthy. You are greasy and grimey. I am off to take a shower in hopes that you will follow my example and clean your unsanitary self.


k bye,


AcuteNpetiteGrl

Dear 2the9s:


This letter is just to remind you that you are a FOOL!!!






~Amorbella

Dear Milty,
I always like your threads. Though I'm unsure why. Hope you're having a lovely day.
Yours,
CarrieMpls

AnotherLoverToo said:

Dear ALT

Of course you may borrow my poncho. It would be a pleasure to loan it to you. If you like I will also loan you my winter coat that 2the9s kindly shed for me.


yours

Lleena

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Dear 2the9s:

I've been informed that your tractor parts are on back-order, which means you'll have to put off your cross-country trip via John Deere.

Sorry for any Inconvenience

The Mgt.
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Dear AcuteNpetiteGrl

"FIRST!"

Yours,

KebabKing

Dear 2the9s,

Remember that the peeing contest has not yet taken place. I await anxiously as does my bladder.


k bye,

AcuteNpetiteGrl

KebabKing said:

dear bobgeorge909,
its your turn 2 call me next!
k luvya bye!

Sammij

Dear CarrieMPLS,

I'd like to say that even tho we have never met you are definately one the very few orgers i would love to meet. you rock da house like no other.

Yours Truly,
Milty

Dear Ace.

I know that you think that women cant be swashbucklers but I am here to prove you wrong.

sincerely

Lleena

Dear Men Orgers,

How come there are only ladeez writing letters? Do you guys know the finer points of letter writing or ya just lazy ass mofos?

Just asking,
Milty

Lleena said:

Dear Lleena,

I love your challenge to Ace. I hope you kick his ass.

Lovin' ya,
Milty

Dear Lleena,
I had no idea you swashbuckled! I've been thining of taking it up. Any pointers you have would be most appreciated.
Thanks,
CarrieMpls

Lleena said:

Dear Lleena:

The last woman who tried proving her mettle as a swashbuckler with us ended up walking the plank. What makes you think you can do any better?

Ace

KebabKing said:

thatw as uncalled for...ewwww...lol....I gotta laugh...I suppose...

CarrieMpls said:

Dear Carrie:

Again, women cannot be swashbucklers. And if they could, you certainly wouldn't want to be getting pointers from Lleena, of all people.

Ace

Dear Beloved Orgers,

Lleena said:

Sweet Llee-Loo~

I'm afraid I'm allergic to the winter coat. 9s' dander really is too much.


Asthmatically yours,
ALT
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Dear RhondaJoyDiva,

It seems you pushed the "post response" button too soon.

k'
Milty

Milty said: