i come across this on web of the world, article regarding what someone like/dislike in female. i am sure you will find very agreeable

Tattoos

I do not like tattoos. I never have. To me they are never sexy, partly because I associate them with promiscuity, which isn’t sexy. And partly because I don’t like the permanence of it. I don’t want to look at that same picture every single day for the rest of my life. What I associate with tattoos are Ravers, ecstasy, designer drugs, heroine, house music, basically a different generation that I cannot relate to anymore. Criminals get tattoos. Almost every single fugitive on America’s most wanted has some tattoo on his body to distinguish him from everyone else. Practically every porn star I have ever seen on a video has a tattoo somewhere. Every girl on the girl’s gone wild commercials has tattoos. Every gangsta rapper is covered in tattoos. It is a low class epidemic. Besides, nothing says white trash or ghetto to me more than a tattoo on your breast. I am snob so sue me.


Tight revealing clothing

To me nothing says promiscuity louder than a woman wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing too much. I enjoy a woman who has a nice body and takes care of herself but I am weary of any woman that walks about around advertising everything she has. I understand that you attract more flies with honey than with shit but that is exactly the turn off. You are trying to catch a man with your tits all hanging out. Is that your best feature? Is that why I am supposed to like you because I saw what your tits looked like the night we met? Well how about this? I promise to go home and think about you tonight after the party since you have given me such a vivid and detailed visual of everything you have but forgive me if I’ll pass on you coming with me.


Leopard Print Anything

I don’t care if its pants, a scarf, a blouse or the trim on your sunglasses. Leopard print anything just says prostitute, cheap, ghetto and white trash to me. That is what animal print clothing says to me. If I were to be casting a woman to play a hooker in a film I will have wardrobe dress her up in leopard print clothing.


A Stud In Her Tongue

Nothing says I love to give head than having a stud in your tongue. I was at the veterinarian just yesterday and the woman that was holding my dog had a stud in her tongue. What do you think was the first thing that jumped in my head? Once again, not that I am against a woman that likes to give head, in fact I think that is very cool, but then again, this is all about the advertising that fact to the world. I am turned off by a woman that is advertising to the whole world that “I like to give head” and like I said nothing says this more than a stud in her tongue. The fact that you like to give head is something I would like to know but I don’t really want my parents to know. Because believe me, if my father sees a stud in your tongue he is going to know why I am with you. And knowing that my father knows something like that is just disgusting.


Multiple Piercing, particularly ones in strange places

Since we are on the subject of tongue piercing we might as well talk about the subject of piercing in general. Once again this just screams promiscuity to me. Piercing on your Clint, nipples, above your ass, lips, nose etc. once again are like the whole tattoo thing. When my brother came home from military service for x mas leave he had his share of one night stands, and by his own account and all of the women he had multiple body piercings. I wasn’t surprised. One night stands and piercing anywhere other than in a woman’s ear dose not surprise me.


Bizarre Hair Coloring.

Purple hair. Bright Crayola Red Hair. Yellow Hair. Any kind of out of the norm hair coloring makes me think you are some counter culture kinda girl that is rebelling for the sake of rebelling and it makes me wonder what other societal norms are you trying to rebel against? Actually I don’t even want to know. What this says to me is that you are trying to find yourself. Let me know when you do.


Too much make up

Wearing too much make up makes you look like you are butt ugly without a lot of help. I don’t like a girl that wears too much make up. I want a natural look. If you need to get that dolled up to go outside then what the fuck are you going to look like in the morning when I see you without anything on your face? When you are young you wear make up to look older and when you are older you are wearing make up to hide something, probably how old you are.


Smoking

This should just be self-explanatory. Smoking is just nasty.


Drinking/drug use and Clubbing

I am putting these two together because the only reason people go to a bar and pay 5 bucks for a beer when they can go to the grocery store and get 12 of the same beer for 12 bucks is because they are going out to meet people. Most of the people that I know that have been promiscuous were big time nightlife, bar going people. You show me people with the highest dick counts and I will show you people with the most hours punched in at clubs and bars.


Constantly Dressed to the Tee

I am very weary of a woman that is always dressed to impress. To me all this tells me is that she is always out looking to impress men so she can get dick. Sure women say that they don't dress for us they dress for each other, and although I understand that to be true in most cases is a cry for attention that makes my suspect meter go off. The girl in my building always dressed nice in new outfits. She has men coming in and out of her apartment sometimes 5 and 6 at a time. Once again I wasn't surprised. Anyone that concerned all the time about how they look when they walk out of the house is in constant advertising mode and that means she has a pretty high dick count.


--- by KRUMER

This is badly-written, unfunny pish.

Number23 said:

Krumer is unfunny, was never supposed to be funny, very straight-to-point, infamously disliked by jesus freaks

KebabKing said:

Jesus freak?!

Number23 said:

jesus freaks, buddah buddies, mohammed heads...all of them

gotta love a few steriotypes





I should be working a street corner if all thats true

Damn, I love that post!

JoeyMFinCoco said:

i think a lot of people do, but scared to admit it

KebabKing said:

yeah thats the truth





you are so knowledgeable i think i shall worship at your alter

Alcop0p said:

i have a golden kebab at the foot of mount sinai

worship there, curb-crawling also allowed

wow. many of them fit me to a tee. and yes, I'm wildly promiscuous too.

high dick counts!

KebabKing said:

Sure there are exceptions, maybe even quite a few, but I do believe in 80% of all cases the above is very accurate. In case some dumbass comes along and ask me why I care what someone does or wears, well if they don't hurt anyone I don't, but I think I'm entitled to have an opinion on it. Right?

KebabKing said:

Curb-crawling

you would know about that wouldn't you I'm putting my prices up from next week so you better get selling your meet produce

Alcop0p said:

KebabKing said:

bugger my insults don't work to well when i spell meat meet

Now I know what my dating problem is -- my tongue isn't pierced! I gotta work on that.

Wow, half of the description posted is me. CarrieMPLS we can hang out since we are exactly alike.

You may be able to tell, by my avatar, that I have a tatoo on my lower back. I also have a tongue piercing. I did that in 1994. I also have both of my nipples pierced.


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wow most of it applies to me too. and i guess i prove the promiscuity thing wrong...i'm so far from promiscuous its not even funny.

Tongue piercings for "blow jobs" is overrated.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Let's see... I have multiples piercings, but I never did my tongue. Just lots of holes in my ears, my nipples, my nose (just a tiny rhinestone stud) and my navel. I have one tattoo, and yes, it's above my left breast. I did that 10 years ago, though, when a tattoo was still kinda something. Still planning another for the back of my neck. I've had many a different color of hair over the years, though in my old age (ha!) it's mostly just red, though occasionally I do make it a red of the crayola variety. I have leopard print luggage and a faux fur leopard print coat. I think they are campy and fun. Tacky in a good way, if you will. I'm not much for tight clothing, but I do have a nice rack and occasionally I'll sport something to show off my cleavage. Again, just for fun. Tacky in a good way.

Oh yeah, and I smoke and drink and like to have fun with make up on occasion too.
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I like how alot of ppl dont *get* this thread

REDFEATHERS said:

What's to get? Some guy ranting over what he doesn't like in women.

I do not have tattoos
I do not wear tight revealing clothing
I don't own anything in any animal print.
Only my ears are pierced.
My Hair is strawberry blond.
I do not wear a lot of makeup.
I smoke, but it is a nasty horrible habit.
I try to look presentable but I'm not overly concerned with my clothes.

and....



This dude is a complete asshole moron.

I agree with all of that...its all true.

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

Do you really?

my mother-in-law wears leopard print pyjamas

I only just got my ears pierced 3 weeks ago.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

yes most of it

AcutenPetiteGrl said: