Lleena said: p0pstar said: JUST DON'T LET ME BE MICROSOFT we look nice oiled I'll be Microsoft, you can be Novell. Black nail varnish vs Demon Red nail varnish. The winner arm wrestles Cynthiasocks! Wheres an arm wrestle emoticon when you need one? i will win everytime cause i ermmm smell and you won't be able to put up with my killer stench [Edited 5/15/05 4:45am] | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Any questions? this is usually where the ladies husband comes out and hes like 4'3 and 67 pds and they makeout and jerrys like "oh geez " Yeah, with a weasle moustache. And Jerry's all | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Lleena said: Can you open this one for me? David Blaine. Yeah, remember that! lol! Some people were throwing eggs at him, hooligans I tell ya! | |
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p0pstar said: Lleena said: I'll be Microsoft, you can be Novell. Black nail varnish vs Demon Red nail varnish. The winner arm wrestles Cynthiasocks! Wheres an arm wrestle emoticon when you need one? i will win everytime cause i ermmm smell and you won't be able to put up with my killer stench [Edited 5/15/05 4:45am] I'm overcome with the smell Lolly wins I knew I should have worn that gas mask damn! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Lleena said: Can you open this one for me? David Blaine. if its david blane in that jar he got himself in the jar he can get himself out | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: this is usually where the ladies husband comes out and hes like 4'3 and 67 pds and they makeout and jerrys like "oh geez " Yeah, with a weasle moustache. And Jerry's all yeah "jerry,i love my wife..." and he buries his face in her big ol boobs and then her sister or mother comes out and tell her off | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Yeah, with a weasle moustache. And Jerry's all yeah "jerry,i love my wife..." and he buries his face in her big ol boobs and then her sister or mother comes out and tell her off ...and it turns out he's been having an affair with her mother and her sister but also her grandmother aswell. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: yeah "jerry,i love my wife..." and he buries his face in her big ol boobs and then her sister or mother comes out and tell her off ...and it turns out he's been having an affair with her mother and her sister but also her grandmother aswell. then her son comes on and hes like "well mom im here to tell you that you need to stop eating and im a male escort.....but before you get mad....i got somethin else...i hope you can accept me as woman cause thats what i plan on becomin!" cue chair and girlfights | |
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Lleena said: p0pstar said: i will win everytime cause i ermmm smell and you won't be able to put up with my killer stench [Edited 5/15/05 4:45am] I'm overcome with the smell Lolly wins I knew I should have worn that gas mask damn! I'm the queen of the castle and you're a dirty scubber wrong words | |
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off topic totally...
did any of the brits see eammon holmes interview david blane it was so funny | |
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p0pstar said: off topic totally...
did any of the brits see eammon holmes interview david blane it was so funny thread jacker! | |
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p0pstar said: off topic totally...
did any of the brits see eammon holmes interview david blane it was so funny with that eye on his hand | |
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p0pstar said: CynthiasSocks said: You just make sure it's dried good!! I don't want any of that cheap Wet-n-Wild shit gettin on me! damn it i best get back on my street corner and earn some decent money so i can buy some quick dry polish Girl just steal it! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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p0pstar said: Lleena said: I'm overcome with the smell Lolly wins I knew I should have worn that gas mask damn! I'm the queen of the castle and you're a dirty scubber wrong words At least I dont smell like a construction workers ass crack. | |
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Who's a weed?!? i'm gonna break you down and smoke ya! | |
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Christopher said: p0pstar said: off topic totally...
did any of the brits see eammon holmes interview david blane it was so funny thread jacker! so nice of you to notice | |
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Raine said: p0pstar said: off topic totally...
did any of the brits see eammon holmes interview david blane it was so funny with that eye on his hand YES i totally cracked up, If i had been interviewing him i would have said something that would have gotten the show taken off air | |
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CynthiasSocks said: p0pstar said: damn it i best get back on my street corner and earn some decent money so i can buy some quick dry polish Girl just steal it! I will i will I shall go to the store this instant and hide the varnish in the extra folds of skin that hang over my low rise jeans wish me luck | |
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Lleena said: p0pstar said: I'm the queen of the castle and you're a dirty scubber wrong words At least I dont smell like a construction workers ass crack. at least i don't look like a construction workers ass crack and anyway i think i prefer to be a pansy to a weed | |
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Alcop0p said: Lleena said: At least I dont smell like a construction workers ass crack. at least i don't look like a construction workers ass crack and anyway i think i prefer to be a pansy to a weed Why I ought to Pansy | |
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I look kind of delicate but that's deceptive. | |
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Lleena said: Alcop0p said: at least i don't look like a construction workers ass crack and anyway i think i prefer to be a pansy to a weed Why I ought to Pansy why you ought to.... not be able to open a jar??? I'm suddenly feeling brave :superpansy: | |
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Alcop0p said: Lleena said: Why I ought to Pansy why you ought to.... not be able to open a jar??? I'm suddenly feeling brave :superpansy: I call the fire brigade to open mine. Any excuse to get a big strong fireman to help a damsel in distress Even if it is only to open a jar. | |
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Most definitely NOT a weed..
Now someone pls orgnote me.. | |
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A little bit, though I'm working on it. Since being out here I've given up the sports I used to play and basically been a bit idle. Now I'm trying to get fit against and build some strength back up.
I used to love The Beano. I preferred Billy Whizz to Dennis the Menace though. | |
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Fauxie's a weed. | |
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Fauxie said: ...I preferred Billy Whizz to Dennis the Menace....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't these euphemisms? Which translated means you prefer `golden showers` to `anal sex`. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: ...I...prefer `golden showers` to `anal sex`.
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Thanks for letting us know, Mcmeekle. * slightly edited. | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: doctormcmeekle said: ....who prefers `golden showers` to `anal sex`.
I do! That warm feeling makes me feel loved. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: TheFrogSpawn said: who's had an interesting day? i have! today i went shopping i know! i lead a crazy life!! so anyway, i bought some carrots and 4 tomatoes. insane, huh?! | |
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