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sinisterpentatonic said: #1 clue is he starts coming home late and his breath reeks of penis.
what?  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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NoodleSoup said: Is your boyfriend Asian?
 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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If he tells you your hose should never be darker than your shoes. | |
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Tom said: maybe theyre just becoming good friends, and just wanted to invite him over for a beer. The prince thing could have just been an afterthought to him perhaps since he figured youd get a kick out of it.
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klhk said: sinisterpentatonic said: #1 clue is he starts coming home late and his breath reeks of penis. Well, he doesn't even have to come home late, just if his breaths starts to smell like penis, you might want to have a talk with him.
 Well, he just walked in the house like 2 minutes ago....and he's been drinking. 
Something is very stange.... he's definetly hiding something. | |
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klhk said: Tom said: maybe theyre just becoming good friends, and just wanted to invite him over for a beer. The prince thing could have just been an afterthought to him perhaps since he figured youd get a kick out of it.
well, I hope you're right. if u get some on the side, whats wrong with him gettin a little on the side? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: klhk said: Well, he just walked in the house like 2 minutes ago....and he's been drinking.
Something is very stange.... he's definetly hiding something. that's it, fuel the fire, keep pouring the oil you homewrecking hussy | |
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KebabKing said: sinisterpentatonic said: he's definetly hiding something. that's it, fuel the fire, keep pouring the oil you homewrecking hussy  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: klhk said: Well, he just walked in the house like 2 minutes ago....and he's been drinking.
Something is very stange.... he's definetly hiding something. He usually doesn't drink without me, and it was before noon, too! He said him and Esau (the pretty man) was drinking Jose' Quevo out in the car.
But he came back home early.....  And then he wouldn't shut up talking about him.
[Edited 5/14/05 16:03pm] Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: sinisterpentatonic said: he's definetly hiding something. He usually doesn't drink without me, and it was before noon, too! He said him and Esau (the pretty man) was drinking Jose' Quevo out in the car.
But he came back home early..... And then he wouldn't shut up talking about him.
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TheDuck said: klhk said: well, I hope you're right. if u get some on the side, whats wrong with him gettin a little on the side?  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: He usually doesn't drink without me, and it was before noon, too! He said him and Esau (the pretty man) was drinking Jose' Quevo out in the car.
But he came back home early..... And then he wouldn't shut up talking about him.
Hmmm.... I wrote a scene in a script where a "straight" guy uses shots of tequila as a means to having gay sex. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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klhk said: TheDuck said: if u get some on the side, whats wrong with him gettin a little on the side?  | |
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They're fuckin'
Plain and simple. If he's comin' home early and had been drinkin', stuff he wouldn't normaly do, then that's a sign of foulplay. IF HE WON'T SHUT UP about the guy, he MUST like him a great deal. Like you said, he was pretty, and your man HIMSELF even admitted to the shit. OBVIOUSLY, he thinks the man is EXTREMELY attractive and wants him a lil' som'm som'm. Did you see QAF the other day? This Footbal player had a wife and a kid (I think), but he was fuckin' Emmet on the side. That should tell you something. Maybe your B/F was/is a closet case but is slipping in hiding it because the pretty boy was just to pretty for him to keep quiet about it. He probably likes the man a lil' more than he thought he should and wants to be home with you more to kinda shake off the feelin'. Or he just might wanna try and see if what you guys have is better than what HE AND ESAU MIGHT have. I don't know, all I know is is it sounds like there's some GREAT fucking goin' on and YOU'RE NOT invited.....
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Tish4 said: They're fuckin'
Plain and simple. If he's comin' home early and had been drinkin', stuff he wouldn't normaly do, then that's a sign of foulplay. IF HE WON'T SHUT UP about the guy, he MUST like him a great deal. Like you said, he was pretty, and your man HIMSELF even admitted to the shit. OBVIOUSLY, he thinks the man is EXTREMELY attractive and wants him a lil' som'm som'm. Did you see QAF the other day? This Footbal player had a wife and a kid (I think), but he was fuckin' Emmet on the side. That should tell you something. Maybe your B/F was/is a closet case but is slipping in hiding it because the pretty boy was just to pretty for him to keep quiet about it. He probably likes the man a lil' more than he thought he should and wants to be home with you more to kinda shake off the feelin'. Or he just might wanna try and see if what you guys have is better than what HE AND ESAU MIGHT have. I don't know, all I know is is it sounds like there's some GREAT fucking goin' on and YOU'RE NOT invited.....
sorry sista
[Edited 5/14/05 16:21pm] Hi, Tish!!! Girl, i don't think my life has anything to do with Emmett getting banged by the hot football player while he's still engaged to his fiance' on QAF! Seriously, tho, I don't think there has been any sex going on....he hasn't had enough time for that. Although, it did surprise me that he was drinking instead of working this morning. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: Tish4 said: They're fuckin'
Plain and simple. If he's comin' home early and had been drinkin', stuff he wouldn't normaly do, then that's a sign of foulplay. IF HE WON'T SHUT UP about the guy, he MUST like him a great deal. Like you said, he was pretty, and your man HIMSELF even admitted to the shit. OBVIOUSLY, he thinks the man is EXTREMELY attractive and wants him a lil' som'm som'm. Did you see QAF the other day? This Footbal player had a wife and a kid (I think), but he was fuckin' Emmet on the side. That should tell you something. Maybe your B/F was/is a closet case but is slipping in hiding it because the pretty boy was just to pretty for him to keep quiet about it. He probably likes the man a lil' more than he thought he should and wants to be home with you more to kinda shake off the feelin'. Or he just might wanna try and see if what you guys have is better than what HE AND ESAU MIGHT have. I don't know, all I know is is it sounds like there's some GREAT fucking goin' on and YOU'RE NOT invited.....
sorry sista
[Edited 5/14/05 16:21pm] Hi, Tish!!! Girl, i don't think my life has anything to do with Emmett getting banged by the hot football player while he's still engaged to his fiance' on QAF! Seriously, tho, I don't think there has been any sex going on....he hasn't had enough time for that. Although, it did surprise me that he was drinking instead of working this morning. well it's either that, or they're PLANNING something without you..... can't spell worth shit edit.....  [Edited 5/14/05 20:39pm] ------;;;;;' | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: #1 clue is he starts coming home late and his breath reeks of penis. Well, he doesn't even have to come home late, just if his breaths starts to smell like penis, you might want to have a talk with him.
 No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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 Can i just say...maybe he knowz about your lil rendevouz wif dat fake George Michael guy?No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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I think he was bringing the guy home so the guy could see the wife in order to better make up his mind about the offer for a threesome - you know, "woman in the middle", "none of that touchy feely gay stuff".
Your man probably has some fantasy about a threesome - that's what happens when dudes watch girls getting sandwhiched in straight porn flicks - and now he wants to try it at home, but he wants it to be with a guy you'd also get turned on by, therefore the "hardsell".   FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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what did he get community service for? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said: what did he get community service for?
i think your man is definitely gay. | |
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scififilmnerd said: I think he was bringing the guy home so the guy could see the wife in order to better make up his mind about the offer for a threesome - you know, "woman in the middle", "none of that touchy feely gay stuff".
Your man probably has some fantasy about a threesome - that's what happens when dudes watch girls getting sandwhiched in straight porn flicks - and now he wants to try it at home, but he wants it to be with a guy you'd also get turned on by, therefore the "hardsell". 
No. I don't think so.....he acts more like he wants him. whatever.....that was yesterday. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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scififilmnerd said: I think he was bringing the guy home so the guy could see the wife in order to better make up his mind about the offer for a threesome - you know, "woman in the middle", "none of that touchy feely gay stuff".
Your man probably has some fantasy about a threesome - that's what happens when dudes watch girls getting sandwhiched in straight porn flicks - and now he wants to try it at home, but he wants it to be with a guy you'd also get turned on by, therefore the "hardsell".  , i'd never wanna see my girlfriend do it with another man | |
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TheFrog said: muirdo said: what did he get community service for?
i think your man is definitely gay. No. He's not gay! He's just obsessed with a very good looking man that he only see's once a week. He'll get over it!  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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if is dong as brown spots and stinks wicked, i'd start to suspect dat e's batty boy | |
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AliG said: if is dong as brown spots and stinks wicked, i'd start to suspect dat e's batty boy
That's just down right nasty!  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: AliG said: if is dong as brown spots and stinks wicked, i'd start to suspect dat e's batty boy
That's just down right nasty! but funny as hell | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: #1 clue is he starts coming home late and his breath reeks of penis. Well, he doesn't even have to come home late, just if his breaths starts to smell like penis, you might want to have a talk with him.
I'm sorry klkh, but this thread cracks me the hell up...sorry..... | |
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pardonme4livin said: sinisterpentatonic said: #1 clue is he starts coming home late and his breath reeks of penis. Well, he doesn't even have to come home late, just if his breaths starts to smell like penis, you might want to have a talk with him.
I'm sorry klkh, but this thread cracks me the hell up...sorry.....
Go ahead and laugh at my expence, I don't care! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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