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Who would fill what spots?


Here's mine:

Anxiety & thesexofit - Movie Critics
2the9s - Onsite Iraq war coverage
LittleMsg - Gossip Columnist
Fauxie - Styel advisor
sosgemini - WhiteHouse correspondent
Gold319 - British/American cross-cultural relations advisor


Crap, this thread sucks already.

Style advisor

We're doomed! DOOMED!

my condolences on your thread, AB.

AsianBoi777 said:

Actually, I'd rather be proofreader/moil.

Anxiety said:

Would it help if all the ancors had to wear turbi-twists.

Can I make up some gossip?

2teh9s said:

this thread needs a bris.

EWM - Cartoon character.

im incharge of arts and entertainment
i was just on tv for it!

SammiJ said:

I was more like thinking my personal assistant

AsianBoi777 said:

i think gooey would do a better job

SammiJ said:

He's too dominant. He'd have to be the sports commentator--giving me play-by-plays while bossing my ass around.

Can I be in charge of obituaries!?

Teaser:

Warner Bros and Comcast Driven Out of Business by The Purple Syndicate
Details at 11:00 PM.

By the way let's get a radio network while we're at it.

AsianBoi777 said:

well i'm arts n entertainment

im not good @ all that other stuff.

2teh9s said:

Miami org invasion special reports

2teh9s said:

no
u can be the gofer

i'd like some starbucks and a new tube of rimmel lipstick in the shade "temptstress"
be back in 20 minutes no later.

littlemissg said:

2teh9s said:

where this thread's concerned, i wish you'd get to work.

Anxiety said:

Can I do restaurant reviews?

NoodleSoup said:

Well, it's a job--and at this point, that consideration should trump all others.

i have an idea for your first advertiser...

So nobody has hired me as staff photographer, huh??...

Byron said:

YES! Great Idea!
You can photograph the Muse2nopharoah underground Coke smuggling ring.

What the hell do I do?

donk said:

I'll go undercover as a Pepsi lover... (Gawd, what I do for my country...)

althom said:

You can taste the food for our high profile guess to thwart any attempted assassinations.