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Ever found something foreign in your food? No, not a finger in my chili, but I did once find a twig in a Chunky candy bar.
I was about 9. My Mom encouraged me to write to the company. I did and they sent me a bunch of coupons for more free twig bars. You? | |
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i found a vagina in a bucket of kfc fried chicken once. i ate it. believe it or not it tasted like chicken. 
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Recently, I found a large peice of a plastic fork in my Chicken Chimichanga. I haven't eaten there since! | |
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I had a pubic hair in my Papa Gino's pizza  | |
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CarrieLee said: I had a pubic hair in my Papa Gino's pizza
I hear that's their new topping. Trying to compete with Dominos. | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: CarrieLee said: I had a pubic hair in my Papa Gino's pizza
I hear that's their new topping. Trying to compete with Dominos. Dude it was nasty. I had already eaten a piece from that pie and who knows if there was another one in that piece! It wasn't as bad as the beer pitcher with a pubic hair sticking on it by a booger. I swear to god that happened to a friend of mine! That was at papa gino's too! | |
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CarrieLee said: Fleshofmyflesh said: I hear that's their new topping. Trying to compete with Dominos. Dude it was nasty. I had already eaten a piece from that pie and who knows if there was another one in that piece! It wasn't as bad as the beer pitcher with a pubic hair sticking on it by a booger. I swear to god that happened to a friend of mine! That was at papa gino's too! Maybe we should start calling it Vaginos. | |
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lil white bugs in a box of Mini Wheats 
a fly in some taco meat  Shake....shake, shake, shake. |
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I once found a small Turkish man in my oatmeal. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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i once found charo in a bowl of chili. talk about spicy! | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I once found a small Turkish man in my oatmeal.
Was he a delight? | |
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i once found part of someones jumper in a pie | |
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Raine said:
i once found part of someones jumper in a pie What's a jumper ? | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: Raine said:
i once found part of someones jumper in a pie What's a jumper ? its the same as a sweater | |
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| yes i have
and he was a yummy dish too : actsinnocent : | |
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My friend found a dried lizard in a box of raisins. He sent it in with a letter of complaint. They sent him a pallet of boxes of raisins. Insane.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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OMG!!! In the 8th grade my best friend Luke found a pubic hair in his ice cream sundae and Dairy Queen! He was like "Goddamnit!! There's a pub in my ice cream!!!" ...and I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED!!! OMG- I'm laughing so hard now remembering that!! We went canoeing with his older sister and her boyfriend and stopped in on the way back. All three of us died! Poor Luke- he didn't think it was funny. And yes they remade his ice cream. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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I remember when working in Nursing Homes I was always finding false teeth in the bowls of porridge...
....Then you had to remember who was eating from that bowl of porridge 
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Steadwood said: I remember when working in Nursing Homes I was always finding false teeth in the bowls of porridge...
....Then you had to remember who was eating from that bowl of porridge
That's gross.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Steadwood said: I remember when working in Nursing Homes I was always finding false teeth in the bowls of porridge...
....Then you had to remember who was eating from that bowl of porridge
That's gross. It could be worse...Trust me
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Steadwood said: minneapolisgenius said: That's gross. It could be worse...Trust me
Yeah it could. One of my mother's co-workers a long time ago found a huge dead centipede draped across his salad at a restaurant. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Steadwood said: It could be worse...Trust me
Yeah it could. One of my mother's co-workers a long time ago found a huge dead centipede draped across his salad at a restaurant. Extra Protein ..  ....
....and it's free ... 
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Steadwood said: minneapolisgenius said: Yeah it could. One of my mother's co-workers a long time ago found a huge dead centipede draped across his salad at a restaurant. Extra Protein .. ....
....and it's free ...
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Steadwood said: Extra Protein .. ....
....and it's free ...
Ok...I admit....They coulda cooked it first 
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Steadwood said: minneapolisgenius said:
Ok...I admit....They coulda cooked it first
Nice and crispy. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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As a young and naive child I once brought a cheese burger
.....only to find a slab of  in between my sesame seed bun and cheese
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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I found a 20p in a cake once, nearly swallowed it too “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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sermwanderer said: I found a 20p in a cake once, nearly swallowed it too
You lucky begger 
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senik said: sermwanderer said: I found a 20p in a cake once, nearly swallowed it too
You lucky begger
Here, I'll give you half  “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: My friend found a dried lizard in a box of raisins. He sent it in with a letter of complaint. They sent him a pallet of boxes of raisins. Insane.
M A pallet of more dried lizards | |
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