I've never visited an English speaking country.
That should explain a lot.

im an ass

shausler said:

Reveal something about yourself today that NO one knows.

Sorry
I had no right

i keep files on all of you.

testicleman said:

Me too

PANDURITO said:

thing is, i actually believe you.

PANDURITO said:

no your right

if yall dont know what an utter ass i am by now. . .

testicleman said:

Why you shouldn't? 20gB and growing...( all those pic threads take a lot of disk space )

shausler said:

I don't know you that well....

(checking shausler's file...)

No. You're not an ass.At least not here

PANDURITO said:

PANDURITO said:

count yourself lucky that 9s hasn't posted many recent pics of himself, or you'd be up to 40gB before you know it.

testicleman said:

I met an orger and I can't get enough of him...he has taken my heart away....

testicleman said:

evenstar3 said:

Maybe we can work on our shyness together (and by "work on our shyness", I mean "make out").

I've had my appendix removed....I think....

You guys might think I'm joking, but I have a small birthmark (a circle about a quarter of an inch in diameter) on the head of my penis. Only the lucky ones get to see that. It's cute.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

It's called "herpes."

ROFL!!!
omg

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Nope....just a birthmark...had it all my life. It looks like my penis has a little bitty eye. Not joking.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

doesn't michael jackson have that??
Didnt he like rape one of those little boys and they described his dotted penis? Maybe you have the same thing...

twistedlemon said:

That's grounds for a lawsuit! If someone compared me to MJ in ANY way....ohhhh. I can't even say what I'd do without risking a suspension of my membership.




please don't take this literally...it is just a joke.....


....but still...I'm being serious....lol

BobGeorge909 said:

LOL....but still its true!! He had something on his dingaling and the kid described it and strip searched mikey and they found the dot thing and dook says he has it so u know its true...maybe they have the same dot things

twistedlemon said:

yeah...I know it true...unfortunately....heard that crap on the news too. Isn't it sad that they can talk about the spots on a man's penis on the news...but we can't see a titty on TV unless it cancerous... No wonder kids have such a bad case of sexual angst here in the states.

BobGeorge909 said:

twistedlemon said:

I mean f'real. EVERY woman....and I mean EVERY woman has some kinda titty...unless it got removed for some reason. Why is it such a secret for us to know they have them. It's just a friggin titty. Most of us have sucked on one as an infant. But not me. I never sucked on my mom's titty...YAY! and I was born C-section. So I never touched her coochie either....YAY! When I was in grammar school, kids alwys Used to ask U if U had sucked your mom's titty or touoched her coochie...and your reply would be no of course...but then they would bring up birth and infant feeding as a retort. It didn't work with me. YAY! But anyways...

Sex in the states is treated so bizarrely...it's no suprise sexuality is so fucked up here is my point.

uhhhm....
i have a birthmark under my bum....



i really don't hide much from anyone...so nothing special 2 reveal

oh! i was totally just on tv like 10 minutes ago being interviewed.

i currently have a huge erection.

i lost part of myself today.