Ocean said:

Those poor kids!!!

althom said:

I like to torture them!!!!

Ocean said:

To iron what, exactly??...

On a workday
go to toilet
jump in the shower
brush teeth first
wash body
wash hair (every 2nd day)
dry off
moisturise
make up
do hair
get dressed

on a day off
go to the toilet
walk the dogs
eat breaky & read the paper
do housework
then do the above routine

Byron said:

All my wrinkles

Ocean said:

Yum...

Byron said:

1. clip chin hair thing I have going
2. brush teeth
3. shave
4. shower
5. towel dry hair
6. find clothes (sometime off the floor)(sometimes off the hanger)
7. style hair with hands, towel dry more if needed
8. find socks and shoes
9. get wallet and keys
10. pick up one potato and egg breakfast taco and a cup of water
11. sneak into work

DexMSR said:

I wake up
Go to the restroom
Find clothes/iron clothes if necessary
Take a shower/brush teeth
Towel dry hair
Put bodylotion on
Deodorant
Put non-rinseable hairconditioner in my hair, wrap it back up
Find socks, underwear
Put on my clothes
Make up
Perfume
Do my hair
Add acessoiries like earrings etc
Make my morning herbalife shake which I drink in the car
And out the door I go!

In that order, always

Odd really... how people have certain routines
Any other way of getting ready for the day makes me feel like I forgot something all day long.

Enjoy the weekend everybody!

IstenSzek said:

Weird place to keep yer make-up... is what I say...




LoL
Of course, it took me like three seconds to re-read.

Ocean said:

Too bad about the half part though...

1. Open my eyes
2. Run as quickly as possible to my stereos to put some music on so I don't have to listen to my neighbours' kids screaming, because those motherfucking retards start that at 7:30AM already
3. Drape a towel around my waist
4. Have a glass of water and breakfast (if I can afford it)
5. Take off my towel, lie back down on the bed and wank
6. Put the towel back on
7. Change CD
8. Go to shower (actually I bathe)
9. Brush my teeth
10. Try to wrangle myself into my too tight jeans and put on a shirt (black usually, but red is fine too)
11. Change CD
12. Put on some make-up on the tip of my nose, because I hate it when it gets red during summertime.
13. Change CD for the final time - it's usually Mininstry to "prepare me for the day".
14. Walk out the door
15. Raise my middle finger at my neighbours' door (hoping that they would just happen to open their door and see it) and walk to the bus stop.

Thanks for asking. How's yours?
[Edited 5/13/05 4:16am]

Oh, and I don't shave. Ever. I don't have to.

HamsterHuey said:

I think you quoted the wrong person there

~quickly hides make up in the back of desk draw~

get up

put music on

wash/shower/brush teeth

tie hair up cause i can't be bothered doing it

put on as minimal makeup i can get away with as to not scare people

find some clean underware

look around bedroom floor for cleanest and uncreased clothes

go out

same for work day as day off

Wake up.
Turn off alaram.
Go back to sleep for 5-15 mins.
Get up.
Take a shower (if I didn't do it the night before).
Apply lotion.
Get gum.
Disconnect my iPod from its charger.
Disconnect my cell phone from its charger.
Take out the trash in the kitchen.
Close the door.
And I'm on my way.

smoke a cigarette
go back to sleep
smoke a cigarette
find some clothes
shower/shave

roll out of the taxi and straight into the kebab shop, take a shit, do a pee, start serving customers.


no wash hands

Wake up...give the kitties food
go back to my room
groan
grab a brand new pair of pjs
undies
take a shower
put my pjs on
wash my face with blasting cold water
brush my teeth
Cold water again
Do my hair
Do my make up
Search for something to wear
Iron if necessary
Search for shoes
Search for socks
Get books/ or change to a new matching purse
and get a bite to eat



All in an hour...and a half

KebabKing said: