ReturnOfDOOK said: I just want a blow job and a sandwich...
ure sooo not right..... but honesty is good Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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uPtoWnNY said: analbolique said: A cute, sweet girl who doesn't make things more complicated than they need to be. No taller than 5'9", some college or at least a college worthy brain who dislikes people and could care less about what materialistic pleasures this life might have to offer.
Amen. Nothing turns me off more than a female who's always telling me what to do, or a clinging vine. Be independent and don't center your life around me. She doesn't have to be drop-dead gorgeous, but cute and shaped like Beyonce or J-Ho(race doesn't matter). My biggest turn-off? Overweight or real skinny women, and women who smoke. I don't care how pretty a woman is - I see her lighting up and it's "feet don't fail me now". Lips that touch tobacco will never touch mine. [Edited 5/12/05 12:47pm] I have tried to date smokers and I just can't do it. Breath is very important to me. Over the years I've tried to convince myself that a good person could be hiding behind that cloud of smoke but it always gets to the point that I resent the person so I just tell guys who smoke that I'll fuck em but we aint ever gonna get married. Hold me like a beautiful white dove.....firmly enough so I cannot fly away but not so hard that you kill me | |
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FanciullaGentil said: uPtoWnNY said: Amen. Nothing turns me off more than a female who's always telling me what to do, or a clinging vine. Be independent and don't center your life around me. She doesn't have to be drop-dead gorgeous, but cute and shaped like Beyonce or J-Ho(race doesn't matter). My biggest turn-off? Overweight or real skinny women, and women who smoke. I don't care how pretty a woman is - I see her lighting up and it's "feet don't fail me now". Lips that touch tobacco will never touch mine. [Edited 5/12/05 12:47pm] I have tried to date smokers and I just can't do it. Breath is very important to me. Over the years I've tried to convince myself that a good person could be hiding behind that cloud of smoke but it always gets to the point that I resent the person so I just tell guys who smoke that I'll fuck em but we aint ever gonna get married. Well, there's just about the only incentive to start smoking! | |
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VoicesCarry said: FanciullaGentil said: I have tried to date smokers and I just can't do it. Breath is very important to me. Over the years I've tried to convince myself that a good person could be hiding behind that cloud of smoke but it always gets to the point that I resent the person so I just tell guys who smoke that I'll fuck em but we aint ever gonna get married. Well, there's just about the only incentive to start smoking! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Beautiful, I think it's about intelligence, maturity and some form of physical attraction. From a guys perspective, I really never really knew what I wanted until recently (35) and now I know that I've got to be physically attracted to the person (#1) and then the person has to be a good person (not selfish, arrogant or just plain mean) (#2) and finally the intelligence factor (#3). Without a combo of these I can't consider the woman as a potential long term relationship potential. This means actually getting to know someone before fucking them, which is not the norm for most people (including myself from the age of 16 thru 35). What is physically attractive to me may not be to someone else. Fuck the media and the sickly thin women, that's just me though and that's where the wild card lies, every person is different.
Oh yeah, and "The big piece of chicken" | |
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Men want lesbians, Women act like lesbians, Straight women want gay men, Straight men want to be like gay men, because straight women love gay men. Basically. Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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Byron said: I always used to get (and still do) the "I wish I could find a guy like you" comment from women...I would always say to myself "Yeah, right...you did find a 'guy like me'...you found me"..lol..
Obviously, they weren't looking for a guy like me...most women never are (there's TONS of guys like me out there)...What I think they mean is that they wanted a guy like the one they have (or had), the somewhat-shallow, barely-any-depth-but-has-nice-biceps, "yes, he's disrespectful and rude to me but he can be really nice sometimes" type of guy that they're with and that they're always with. But, once they were in a relationship with that type of guy, they hope he suddenly becomes a "guy like me". If I had as many women after me, as there are women claiming that they're trying to find a guy LIKE me, I'd either never be able to leave the house...or I'd die of exhaustion... I love the way you read the subject as "So, what do women really want?" And that's just it, isn't it? It's all about what women want. We can look for good qualities in women all year round; it won't count for anything unless we have a criminal record and a rock band. Seriously though, I know what you're saying. I love and respect pretty much everything about women. But somewhere along the way, evolution has made some of them confused about what makes an alpha male. Thousands of years ago it might have been muscles, a confrontational attitude and a constant desire to stay in the spotlight and oppress those who don't. That's what was required to survive back then. Today, the world requires a whole different set of qualities in a male (which are now similar to what's required in a female). If you want to survive you have to be smart, socially competent, have a sense of humour etc. But many women still instinctively go for the cave man. The cave man today is not the leader of the pack anymore. He is a dropout, a loser, an abuser. But try to tell that to some women... Oh well, this has been discussed to death already. But it still gets on my nerves sometimes. That said, of course I get flattered when a woman admires my muscles. | |
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GlitterStream said: Men want lesbians, Women act like lesbians, Straight women want gay men, Straight men want to be like gay men, because straight women love gay men. Basically.
I think that's the reason why many straight men hate us. J-E-A-L-O-U-S-Y 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GlitterStream said: Men want lesbians, Women act like lesbians, Straight women want gay men, Straight men want to be like gay men, because straight women love gay men. Basically.
I think that's the reason why many straight men hate us. J-E-A-L-O-U-S-Y You Ain't Never Lie Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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Moderator | ReturnOfDOOK said: I just want a blow job and a sandwich...
I was gonna say blowjobs and beer In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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GlitterStream said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I think that's the reason why many straight men hate us. J-E-A-L-O-U-S-Y You Ain't Never Lie I know many straight guys will recoil in horror at the thought that they could actually be jealous but I cannot tell you how many times straight men have been extremely jealous of my superior relationships with their women. Not that I intentionally try and usurp them in the relationship department, I just know how and do connect with women. My cousins husband is extremely jealous of me. One time even commenting on how it was innapropriate that we were sharing a blanket together while watching TV. Get your mind out of the gutter dude. I don't wanna screw any woman and I definitely don't want to screw my cousin! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Moderator | amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I just want a blow job and a sandwich...
ure sooo not right..... but honesty is good Great minds my dear! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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analbolique said: A cute, sweet girl who doesn't make things more complicated than they need to be. No taller than 5'9", some college or at least a college worthy brain who dislikes people and could care less about what materialistic pleasures this life might have to offer.
Someone strapped for cash? | |
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Ivy, you're classic AND beautiful to me. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GlitterStream said: You Ain't Never Lie I know many straight guys will recoil in horror at the thought that they could actually be jealous but I cannot tell you how many times straight men have been extremely jealous of my superior relationships with their women. Not that I intentionally try and usurp them in the relationship department, I just know how and do connect with women. My cousins husband is extremely jealous of me. One time even commenting on how it was innapropriate that we were sharing a blanket together while watching TV. Get your mind out of the gutter dude. I don't wanna screw any woman and I definitely don't want to screw my cousin! Ain't that the fuckin truth. But here's my problem: Straight guys like to hang around me, since i attract women, FOR being gay, but they don't think about a chick seeing them with me and drawing conclusions. Assbrains. Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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Q. So, what do men really want?
A. A big butt and a smile. | |
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a blowjob | |
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Slave2daGroove said: Beautiful, I think it's about intelligence, maturity and some form of physical attraction. From a guys perspective, I really never really knew what I wanted until recently (35) and now I know that I've got to be physically attracted to the person (#1) and then the person has to be a good person (not selfish, arrogant or just plain mean) (#2) and finally the intelligence factor (#3). Without a combo of these I can't consider the woman as a potential long term relationship potential. This means actually getting to know someone before fucking them, which is not the norm for most people (including myself from the age of 16 thru 35). What is physically attractive to me may not be to someone else. Fuck the media and the sickly thin women, that's just me though and that's where the wild card lies, every person is different.
S2DG called me beautiful. Oh yeah, and "The big piece of chicken" | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: S2DG called me beautiful.
So did I. | |
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GangstaFam said: Ivy, you're classic AND beautiful to me. Awww... I should have tried to fuck you last week. | |
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DexMSR said: DrZoidberg said: now if only i had a place to sleep it off HEY...SHE WAS ATTEMPTING TO BE SERIOUS..AND YOU ALL JUST JACKED HER THREAD... | |
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Byron said: I always used to get (and still do) the "I wish I could find a guy like you" comment from women...I would always say to myself "Yeah, right...you did find a 'guy like me'...you found me"..lol..
You are the total package. I can tell you are an amazing man. Obviously, they weren't looking for a guy like me...most women never are (there's TONS of guys like me out there)...What I think they mean is that they wanted a guy like the one they have (or had), the somewhat-shallow, barely-any-depth-but-has-nice-biceps, "yes, he's disrespectful and rude to me but he can be really nice sometimes" type of guy that they're with and that they're always with. But, once they were in a relationship with that type of guy, they hope he suddenly becomes a "guy like me". If I had as many women after me, as there are women claiming that they're trying to find a guy LIKE me, I'd either never be able to leave the house...or I'd die of exhaustion... | |
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Ace said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Anywho guys. Which would you rather have: A chick who's not Halle or Angelina but will be your best friend and treat you like the man you are or Halle or Angelina who look good on your arm but won't let you go anywhere, won't or can't cook, in your damn pockets all the time, etc.
OR Do you guys seek out the total package. Before you pick out that third option, stop lying. I'm just kidding. I know it's possible. The smart men will opt for Option 'A'. Most men go for Option 'B'. Some guys hold-out for Option 'C', while using Option 'A' and/or 'B' until Option 'C' comes along, at which point he dumps Option 'A' and/or 'B'. Women are not immune from the looks game, either. They want a good-looking guy with a big dick and a big wallet. That said, there are exceptions to every rule. Most people don't have a clue as to what it takes to sustain a healthy, long-term relationship. The vast majority of relationships are not built upon compatibility and that is why the vast majority of relationships fail. People are stupid. | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: GangstaFam said: Ivy, you're classic AND beautiful to me. Awww... I should have tried to fuck you last week. You mean talking about my pretty penis while talking to FunkMistress wasn't enough? | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Slave2daGroove said: Beautiful, I think it's about intelligence, maturity and some form of physical attraction. From a guys perspective, I really never really knew what I wanted until recently (35) and now I know that I've got to be physically attracted to the person (#1) and then the person has to be a good person (not selfish, arrogant or just plain mean) (#2) and finally the intelligence factor (#3). Without a combo of these I can't consider the woman as a potential long term relationship potential. This means actually getting to know someone before fucking them, which is not the norm for most people (including myself from the age of 16 thru 35). What is physically attractive to me may not be to someone else. Fuck the media and the sickly thin women, that's just me though and that's where the wild card lies, every person is different.
S2DG called me beautiful. Oh yeah, and "The big piece of chicken" If only I were straight.....or a gay chick! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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GangstaFam said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Awww... I should have tried to fuck you last week.
You mean talking about my pretty penis while talking to FunkMistress wasn't enough? To talk about it must have meant.....she seen it! Jealous! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Here I am. I have my own place, car and money. I'm not materialistic and I believe a woman should leave a relationship with what she brought to it. I think a guy should be able to hang out with his friends without me sometimes because I feel if I pressure him to stay home with me, he'll end up resenting me. I am also tired of getting knocked by guys cuz they're bitter cuz they went for solely eye candy and the girl does 'em wrong. Wasn't me. Give the drama to the woman who gave it to you.
One day, you'll find a man who will appreciate you. Or not. Don't let this consume you. You don't have to be part of a couple to enjoy life (in fact, sometimes it's more enjoyable that way). | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: To talk about it must have meant.....she seen it!
Jealous! I would clarify, but I think I'd rather let imaginations run wild. | |
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GangstaFam said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: To talk about it must have meant.....she seen it!
Jealous! I would clarify, but I think I'd rather let imaginations run wild. Mine's been running wild for quite a while now 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mine's been running wild for quite a while now
Oh yeah? I'm being a terrible thread-jacker and I must stop now. And I started off so sincere! | |
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