Juice said:

..soon but i have a question 4 u..

R U an Ass-virgin?

testicleman said:

Never bought a pint b4 and im not gonna start now..tell u what, this is getting us nowhere..I'll give U £2.90 and a bag of chips 2 nibble Noddy's Nuts

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is Absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience



He asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and Shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.



When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".



A bit p!ssed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart.





The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord".



Well and truly p!ssed off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart asss. You get up here and do it!"



The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike And starts to sing.....





"A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

go on..U'll love it Testicle fetish man

I got an issue ladyboy with that other place, they wont let me in

REDFEATHERS said:

that joke needs 2 come with adult nappies cos i just pissed me self

Juice said:

under both accounts?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

you freak.

i just finished a packet of those crisps now, and somebody was telling me 'bout the advert on tv (i ain't seen it).

now buy your own damn pints from now on, scrubber!

Under the doctors. Have you taken it?

Baby you gotta help me, we loosing this you know

Juice said:

what???? try again..

jason, are you on acid or something, motherfucker?

Seriously I am trying it, I think they have found out you know. I cant get back on the site now.Fuk sake...

Let Nefi think of a plan.

tersticle man dont call him that, he is my mother fucker, not yours.

testicleman said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Juice..may i introduce u 2 my dutch Wife...AGCM she's hot

Really? She got any pics?

testicleman said:

lawd..such nastiness

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Juice said:

did u say'pic' or..

LOL I said Pic.

And J you best not have told them in that place our little secret, Ill kick your ass then kiss it better.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I wanna just KLM over 2 Holland right now and do her like P does his Gee-tar

Juice said:

no way..U sure U can't get back in..?

I c Ur on as doc no. 2 tho

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

what's keeping u?

Yeah but that doesnt give me admin stuff does it. Why did they get rid of my account someone has changed my password I think

Juice said:

How would they kno..how long U been the doc?

I changed ratbags password so she cant get in he he he dont take my shite away from me and not expect the same to happen to you.

I told these bytches but they dont understand my languauge...i hate them hoes. teach em a lesson

I been the good doctor for about a month or so

what the fuck are you two blathering on about?

We talking about a parellel universe