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PRISON VS WORK PRISON VS WORK
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clear..... IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell. > AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle. > > IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. > AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. > > IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. > AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. > > IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. > AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the > doors for yourself. > > IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. > AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. > > IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. > AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. > > IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. > AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. > > IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. > AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. > > IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get > out.. > AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go > inside bars > > IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. Have a Great Day at WORK!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella
face bella speak to me today color of love cant get enough comeon girl lets play amorbella tiny ditty that i pen 4 u angel flowing always glowing now your dittys through | |
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shausler said: amorbella
face bella speak to me today color of love cant get enough comeon girl lets play amorbella tiny ditty that i pen 4 u angel flowing always glowing now your dittys through   Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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...and still you wanna get out
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It's one of the reasons why ex cons have trouble on the outside...esp those that know no life beyond jail. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: It's one of the reasons why ex cons have trouble on the outside...esp those that know no life beyond jail.
I agree.... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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at work you can have an affair with your boss if you choose...
in prison , wether you like it or not your cellmate may have an affair w/you >I don't feel I need to explain myself so let me explain < | |
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