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Thread started 05/11/05 1:29pm

sag10

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Billy Bob (Joke)

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob

Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,

but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
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Reply #1 posted 05/11/05 2:33pm

Tish4

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sag10 said:

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob

Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,

but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
[Edited 5/11/05 13:33pm]






confuse .....





I don't get it.....hold on....




I STILL don't get it..... oh well, I feel very slow right now...
You can't build something new, without destroying something old



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Reply #2 posted 05/11/05 2:41pm

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giggle

funny in a hick way

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Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain
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