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I can't dance I mean, I can dance, as in being able. I just can't do it.
I go to the bar or club, sit at the table and drink, observe the freak show, but just can't dance. Maybe it's the music, but I don't think so. My wife gets up and dances with her friends. But I digress. I think either married life, living in Thailand or maybe both, has dulled my fun side. I used to dance in the UK even though I wouldn't be feeling the dance music they usually played. Now I think it'd take 'Shakey Ground' or 'Got To Give It Up' coming on to make me even twitch a muscle. What's wrong with me? | |
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AND I CAN | |
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twistedlemon said: FIRST
AND I CAN Thanks for your advice. | |
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Maybe the booze in Thailand isn't strong enough to make you go out and shake your rump on the dance floor. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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@ Fauxie
And you scored low on the sexual IQ test to. Correlation? | |
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Maybe those Thailand brises take off more than they should?
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Fauxie said: I mean, I can dance, as in being able. I just can't do it.
I go to the bar or club, sit at the table and drink, observe the freak show, but just can't dance. Maybe it's the music, but I don't think so. My wife gets up and dances with her friends. But I digress. I think either married life, living in Thailand or maybe both, has dulled my fun side. I used to dance in the UK even though I wouldn't be feeling the dance music they usually played. Now I think it'd take 'Shakey Ground' or 'Got To Give It Up' coming on to make me even twitch a muscle. What's wrong with me? LOL....reminds me of that ol' L.L. cut from Radio....."He cannnn't Dance" Got in the cant dance shower, put on your can't dance clothes, got on your can't dance cologne...went out to a can't dance party.....SO YOU WOUDN'T HAVE TO CAN'T DANCE ALL ALONE!.....You Cannnnn't Dance!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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PurpleJedi said: Maybe the booze in Thailand isn't strong enough to make you go out and shake your rump on the dance floor.
The drinks are too strong! I can get drunk, no problem, although I always seem to have this soberness there even when I'm drunk. I'm just looking out for everyone, feel like I need to be sensible. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: @ Fauxie
And you scored low on the sexual IQ test to. Correlation? Perhaps. And yet, I get laid every day. You can keep your knowledge without application. ... [Edited 5/10/05 19:35pm] | |
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Fauxie said: AsianBoi777 said: @ Fauxie
And you scored low on the sexual IQ test to. Correlation? Perhaps. Only kidding. I think you probably dance great, but are self-concious about it. Shame since you rap so well! | |
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AsianBoi777 said: @ Fauxie
And you scored low on the sexual IQ test to. Correlation? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Fauxie said: I mean, I can dance, as in being able. I just can't do it.
I go to the bar or club, sit at the table and drink, observe the freak show, but just can't dance. Maybe it's the music, but I don't think so. My wife gets up and dances with her friends. But I digress. I think either married life, living in Thailand or maybe both, has dulled my fun side. I used to dance in the UK even though I wouldn't be feeling the dance music they usually played. Now I think it'd take 'Shakey Ground' or 'Got To Give It Up' coming on to make me even twitch a muscle. What's wrong with me? LOL....reminds me of that ol' L.L. cut from Radio....."He cannnn't Dance" Got in the cant dance shower, put on your can't dance clothes, got on your can't dance cologne...went out to a can't dance party.....SO YOU WOUDN'T HAVE TO CAN'T DANCE ALL ALONE!.....You Cannnnn't Dance!!! Should I be at cantdance.org? | |
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Fuck a bunch of dancing. Most people look stupid doing it anyhow. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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i can't either, fauxie! at least not around most people. i've never been able to, i get too self-concious. | |
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It'z not hard...just loose your inhibitionz...or do what i do...look at a friend and go 'WOOOOO!!!' then swivel near them...do a move dat'll cack em up n then just continue dancingz No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Nero said: Fuck a bunch of dancing. Most people look stupid doing it anyhow.
Right. Thanks! | |
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evenstar3 said: i can't either, fauxie! at least not around most people. i've never been able to, i get too self-concious.
Same here. It's like I've grown up prematurely. I'm always thinking I have to be the sensible one, to look after my wife and her sister. I've just gone dull. | |
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Fauxie said: Nero said: Fuck a bunch of dancing. Most people look stupid doing it anyhow.
Right. Thanks! Don't patronize me. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Fauxie said: evenstar3 said: i can't either, fauxie! at least not around most people. i've never been able to, i get too self-concious.
Same here. It's like I've grown up prematurely. I'm always thinking I have to be the sensible one, to look after my wife and her sister. I've just gone dull. omg! You're SO not dull. You lock yourself in the bedroom and pee in empty beer bottles. Think about that next time you wanna get up and dance. |
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Nero said: Fauxie said: Right. Thanks! Don't patronize me. I didn't. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Fauxie said: Same here. It's like I've grown up prematurely. I'm always thinking I have to be the sensible one, to look after my wife and her sister. I've just gone dull. omg! You're SO not dull. You lock yourself in the bedroom and pee in empty beer bottles. Think about that next time you wanna get up and dance. Thanks for remembering that. My self-esteem has gone off the chart. They were mineral water bottles though. | |
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Fauxie said: Nero said: Don't patronize me. I didn't. Right, then. As for peeing in bottles... I've done that myself. If you're serious. It was hard, though... Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Fauxie said: Same here. It's like I've grown up prematurely. I'm always thinking I have to be the sensible one, to look after my wife and her sister. I've just gone dull. omg! You're SO not dull. You lock yourself in the bedroom and pee in empty beer bottles. Think about that next time you wanna get up and dance. Oh yeah! I personally think Fauxie is one of the least dull people here--he's witty, dark, and a complete ass--but overall, he's like a mirror. You get back what you reflect out--only it comes back with a nice cockney accent. | |
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Fauxie said: evenstar3 said: i can't either, fauxie! at least not around most people. i've never been able to, i get too self-concious.
Same here. It's like I've grown up prematurely. I'm always thinking I have to be the sensible one, to look after my wife and her sister. I've just gone dull. You can dance n still be prematurez!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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AsianBoi777 said: CarrieMpls said: omg! You're SO not dull. You lock yourself in the bedroom and pee in empty beer bottles. Think about that next time you wanna get up and dance. Oh yeah! I personally think Fauxie is one of the least dull people here--he's witty, dark, and a complete ass--but overall, he's like a mirror. You get back what you reflect out--only it comes back with a nice cockney accent. I didn't know AsianBomb was capable of such a statement! Bravo....and Um....I concur! Carry On! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Nero said: Fauxie said: I didn't. Right, then. As for peeing in bottles... I've done that myself. If you're serious. It was hard, though... Yeah, there are pressure and suction issues. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: CarrieMpls said: omg! You're SO not dull. You lock yourself in the bedroom and pee in empty beer bottles. Think about that next time you wanna get up and dance. Oh yeah! I personally think Fauxie is one of the least dull people here--he's witty, dark, and a complete ass--but overall, he's like a mirror. You get back what you reflect out--only it comes back with a nice cockney accent. Cockney accent? You bastard. You know just which buttons to press. Not sure about the mirror thing. | |
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DexMSR said: AsianBoi777 said: Oh yeah! I personally think Fauxie is one of the least dull people here--he's witty, dark, and a complete ass--but overall, he's like a mirror. You get back what you reflect out--only it comes back with a nice cockney accent. I didn't know AsianBomb was capable of such a statement! Bravo....and Um....I concur! Carry On! It's my secret recipe. If people expect the least of me, I seldom dissapoint. | |
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Fauxie said: Nero said: Right, then. As for peeing in bottles... I've done that myself. If you're serious. It was hard, though... Yeah, there are pressure and suction issues. I hope you were like me... That is, under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol. It seemed like a good idea, and a nice fix to the inability to walk down the hall to the bathroom... or to walk anywhere, for that matter. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Fauxie said: Yeah, there are pressure and suction issues. I hope you were like me... That is, under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol. It seemed like a good idea, and a nice fix to the inability to walk down the hall to the bathroom... or to walk anywhere, for that matter. Well actually I had been drinking alcohol, but the main reason was a broken lock which had left me trapped in my bedroom. I did get out eventually though, but not before peeing in a bottle. | |
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