I mean, I can dance, as in being able. I just can't do it.

I go to the bar or club, sit at the table and drink, observe the freak show, but just can't dance. Maybe it's the music, but I don't think so.

My wife gets up and dances with her friends. But I digress. I think either married life, living in Thailand or maybe both, has dulled my fun side. I used to dance in the UK even though I wouldn't be feeling the dance music they usually played.

Now I think it'd take 'Shakey Ground' or 'Got To Give It Up' coming on to make me even twitch a muscle. What's wrong with me?

FIRST

AND I CAN

twistedlemon said:

Thanks for your advice.

Maybe the booze in Thailand isn't strong enough to make you go out and shake your rump on the dance floor.

@ Fauxie


And you scored low on the sexual IQ test to. Correlation?

Maybe those Thailand brises take off more than they should?

Fauxie said:

LOL....reminds me of that ol' L.L. cut from Radio....."He cannnn't Dance" Got in the cant dance shower, put on your can't dance clothes, got on your can't dance cologne...went out to a can't dance party.....SO YOU WOUDN'T HAVE TO CAN'T DANCE ALL ALONE!.....You Cannnnn't Dance!!!

PurpleJedi said:

The drinks are too strong! I can get drunk, no problem, although I always seem to have this soberness there even when I'm drunk. I'm just looking out for everyone, feel like I need to be sensible.

AsianBoi777 said:

Perhaps.

And yet, I get laid every day. You can keep your knowledge without application.

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Fauxie said:

Only kidding. I think you probably dance great, but are self-concious about it. Shame since you rap so well!

AsianBoi777 said:

DexMSR said:

Should I be at cantdance.org?

Fuck a bunch of dancing. Most people look stupid doing it anyhow.

i can't either, fauxie! at least not around most people. i've never been able to, i get too self-concious.

It'z not hard...just loose your inhibitionz...or do what i do...look at a friend and go 'WOOOOO!!!' then swivel near them...do a move dat'll cack em up n then just continue dancingz

Nero said:

Right.

Thanks!

evenstar3 said:

Same here.

It's like I've grown up prematurely. I'm always thinking I have to be the sensible one, to look after my wife and her sister. I've just gone dull.

Fauxie said:

Don't patronize me.

Fauxie said:

omg! You're SO not dull. You lock yourself in the bedroom and pee in empty beer bottles.

Think about that next time you wanna get up and dance.

Nero said:

I didn't.

CarrieMpls said:

Thanks for remembering that. My self-esteem has gone off the chart.

They were mineral water bottles though.

Fauxie said:

Right, then.

As for peeing in bottles... I've done that myself. If you're serious. It was hard, though...

CarrieMpls said:

Oh yeah!

I personally think Fauxie is one of the least dull people here--he's witty, dark, and a complete ass--but overall, he's like a mirror. You get back what you reflect out--only it comes back with a nice cockney accent.

Fauxie said:

You can dance n still be prematurez!!

AsianBoi777 said:

I didn't know AsianBomb was capable of such a statement! Bravo....and Um....I concur!

Carry On!

Nero said:

Yeah, there are pressure and suction issues.

AsianBoi777 said:

Cockney accent? You bastard. You know just which buttons to press.

Not sure about the mirror thing.

DexMSR said:

It's my secret recipe. If people expect the least of me, I seldom dissapoint.

Fauxie said:

I hope you were like me... That is, under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol. It seemed like a good idea, and a nice fix to the inability to walk down the hall to the bathroom... or to walk anywhere, for that matter.

Nero said:

Well actually I had been drinking alcohol, but the main reason was a broken lock which had left me trapped in my bedroom.

I did get out eventually though, but not before peeing in a bottle.