I'm always asked about this subject! People say to me "Althom....how can I woo a woman like you do".
Well.....simple I say!!!!!

Here's a few ideas I always give....and I find they work on women (when they're drunk and can't remember a thing you said to begin with)

Pick up lines!

* I may not be Fred Flinstone..but I can make your bed rock!

* If you were a booger....I'd pick you!

* Is your father a terriost...cause your the bomb!

When you get her home!

* I find having erotic art hanging on the walls is a good way of getting her in the mood. Make sure you buy them cheap (from the markets). You don't want to spend too much on this.

* Make sure you have a shower before you bring her home too.....I had to find out this the hard way.

There you go.....I'm sure you guys have more brillient ideas.

FIRST!!!

Things not to say....again.

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

Ok.....I think I just about ruined my chances here with all the org women now.

Byron said:

althom said:

you had a chance to begin with?

i didn't think most women were into cold metal...

You sure I shouldn't say this??...

Byron said:

Yeah....it doesn't work for some reason.

althom said:

I thought the gals would find my thriftiness sexy...

Byron said:

Yeah...some of them find it a turn off actually!

Now this one HAS to be good...what a better way of showing your spiritual growth, yanno??...

Byron said:

Nope! That one went down like a poo in a toilet.

Byron said:

Oh heaven help the woman of the org!!!

Ocean said:

Byron said:

This one's good too:

"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."

It shows tolerance and ability to accept facts. How could you go wrong with that?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

No good, huh??...

retina said:

Exactly...

I think Althom's talking crazy talk...

And this:

"I used to come here all the time with my ex."

It shows that you've gone through the trouble to test the place several times to guarantee good quality.

Byron said:

What can I say the fact that a man has some kind of spiritual growth is good enough for me

althom said:

lol

Byron said:

Yeah, he's got it all backwards. But then again it's understandable, him being on the lower hemisphere and all. Their idea of winter is summer.

Thanks guys!

I'm going to go out and try these lines again.

There are these toy robotz- a lil cousin of mine has one...it actually sexually harrasses!! He just whisperz somethin 2 it, presses a button, pointz da robot 2 me and it goes "MMmmmmm!!! *wolf whistlez *
It also says "Heyyyyy" like Fonzie (while cocking it'z head 2 one side!!)

lilmissmissy said:

althom said:

retina said:

And they drive on the wrong side of the road, too...!!

Crazy, I tell ya!!

althom said:

That is some funny stuff there! I am a smart mf'r though...so I can relate to the last one...

"I make Death Industrial"