I need to drive my man INSANE tonight with desire.

I need to know what I can do/wear/say that will start a spark.

Please help.
(and save the sarcasm - I really need answers )
[Edited 5/18/05 9:29am]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Men just want blowjobs! Pull his pants down and go to town, that'll get him

My boss asked me to give him a blowjob today seriously as a joke, but i didnt find it that funny.


Set the mood, candles, love oil the whole sibang! Wear sexy red underwear, push up bra and practice provacative moves.

Maybe even do a little strip tease, have a few drinks before to relax yourself. basically straddle him. He'll love it.

Call him at work...tell him to be ready for something good tonight....wear your most exotic, sexy and slightly revealing piece of Lingerie...and just do him all over when he comes in the door....Whap!! The energy of you both should sustain you for the entire night!

Whap whap!

Nefi said:

I think I'd let that slide one time! Did you let him know it wasn't appropriate?

Oh and Flesh sorry I only know how to drive the gay men insane!

You guys are great, and I appreciate the responses, but I should clarify my question.
The situation is such that we are in a bit of a tiff right now and I want to make myself so irresistible that he makes the first move, but I don't want to break the silence first. Get it?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

from experience if you love him don't play games just tell him how you feel

it's too late when it's over

Alcop0p said:

Yeah, okay, thanks.....but that's not the advice I'm lookin for.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

suit yourself

just remember only play games if you want to be played

Fleshofmyflesh said:

OK...well DON'T CALL...and do everything else I told you! whap!!

CarrieLee said:

While I wouldn't kick a blowjob out of my pants for eating crackers, it's not my first choice.

I would go for my chick dressed in leather, on all fours, talking dirty to me and beseeching me to spank her, pull her hair and do her in the ass. But that's just me.

Wear something normal on the outside, but have some revealing underneath, just so that everytime you bend over or make a move he catches glimpse of something intriguing.

Spritz his favorite perfume by the door and make a little trail throughout the house. And don't forget to spritz yourself so that everytime you walk by he gets another hit.

Ace said:

Yeah well, you're weird...that's why.

hahahhaha

Ace said:

Ace, you're not paying attention.
I started a whole thread about how I don't take it up the

Fleshofmyflesh said:

That'll be my contribution to this thread fucked then.

Here is Alice's advice:

Human: Alice, someone I know is in a bit of a tiff with her boyfriend right now and she wants to make herself so irresistible that he makes the first move, but she doesn't want to break the silence first - your advice?
ALICE: Um, Who?
Human: Never mind who, just answer the question.
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Charlie Parker.

I think she's hinting that you should dress-up like Charlie Parker.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Well, good luck trying to win your man back, then.

Well u said that u don't wanna make the first move, u are looking to make up cause of a fight earlier... well, my suggestion would be to not only make the first move and break the ice but be obvious about it as well! The only reason I could see for you not to go this route is if u are afraid that he is still pissed at u enough to not wanna nookie.

I will tell u what I did when I didn't want to be obvious. I carried about the evening as usual. Dinner was cooked, house was neat(er), I kept my hair the way it was while I was at work instead of pinning it up. When it was time for bed, I took off my robe that i was wearing (just out of the shower) and made a 'show' out of my dressing routine. I wandered around the room naked while he sat on the bed pretending to watch TV. Then I stood in front of the mirror and put my lotion on...slowly. Making sure that i rubbed myself all over with cocoa butter. I also asked him to do my back for me. I put on a T-shirt and a pair of panties (bending over as much as possible) and slipped into bed next to him nonchalantly... It took about thirty seconds for him to roll over and grab me from behind. Although he prtended not to notice, became very obvious to me that he did. I don't know if this helps, but good luck!

purpleizpassion said:

Whatever his fetish is, i suggest u do that plentiful in abundance tonight. If u don't know his fetish by this time then its over like cameo said and it wil be a long dull night for you. My significant other fetish is feet and all i do is throw hthese size 14 in their face and bam the yare off to town licking and sucking and waiting for the penetration to take place by me. SO know their fetish. Don't matter how sick, perverted, or nasty it is.

purpleizpassion said:

I think I saw that on The Family Guy!

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Then DO IT sweetie! He kept telling me over and over in my ear how it turned him on. It was nice.

saintsation said:

DexMSR said:

u r joking right? I love that show, but i don't think they would have went there... would they?

carrie said:



i think carrie is on the right track here !!!

yep the old blowjob always does the trick...but there are good blowjobs and there are "what the f@@k is she doing down there" blowjobs....just make sure its the first one.....do it like there is no tomorrow....nice and wet and make sure you dont stop at the vital moment....there is nothing worse for most men....after that, he will be your slave for life (or until a better looking one comes along )....
...
...well thats my daily fantasy out of the way

Agree to let him have "another" woman to keep him company from time to time.

THat bitch will love you forever and ever!

Interesting ...

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Women are evil.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Man, you seem different.